Norman Bates comes onto stage as Madam fifi, starts to sing i am what i am and ends the song by running upto the judges and stabbs Amanda Holden in the face....Ant and dec announce the next contender...
Vincent Price comes onto the stage and proceeds to turn the judges into wax models but stops at Amanda Holden because she's already made of wax. The crowd goes wild and he gets a standing ovation....suddenly Norman bates runs onto the stage and stabs Amanda Holden in the face....
again Ant and dec announce the next auditionee...
This time Roger Corman comes onto the Stage, his act is to make 33 feature length film in a space of 2 minutes, using only a camera and a shoe, when the two minutes are up, corman has indeed made 33 feature length films and they have all become instant cult classic, The judges are on their feet, they love him he gets a standing ovation, Ant walks up to him and hands him an oscar and says "we no longer need to make this show as this right here is talent, the rest of you suck".... Just as Ant and dec Close the show Norman bates runs on and stabs Amanda Holden in the face.....
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