In my head I just keep seeing Freddy Krueger doing balloon modelling.
*BANG* (Freddy looking really nervous and embarrassed)
"Ummm....Sorry...."
*BANG*
"Ummmm...this usually doesn't happen"
*BANG*
"Just...a...second"
*BUZZZZ* *BUZZZZ* *BUZZZZ*
"It's a no from me" , "sorry...it's a no" , "ummm...it's a no"
(Freddy walks off in tears)
Probably a lot more funny in my own head than written down
[EDIT]: I can just imagine Simons comments: "I'm sorry, but with a look like that, you look like you'd be more suited to children's nightmares..."
