Ash comes onto the stage and stands infront of the judges, he's asked his name and what his act was.
He stands infront of a block of wood and attaches a chainsaw to his wrist. He proceeds to carve a giant teddy bear into the block of wood. Suddenly Amanda Holden turns into a deadite and jumps to the stage, she shouts 'your soul is mine" to which ash replies "ok She-bitch lets go". ash and evil amanda have a sam raimi style fight ending with ash blowing amanda's head of with a boomstick. Piers and Simon are gobsmaked, the audience are silent. The silence sustained until everyone including the judges rise to their feet to give ash a standing ovation. Ash is happy and turns to the audience and says...Remember to shop smart, shop S-mart. He walks off the stage, suddenly norman Bates runs onto the stage and stabs Amanda Holden in the body 77 times...
Last edited by pedromonkey; 7th June 2010 at 11:37 PM.
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