 Or how about?
Simon: "Oh dear, not another Michael Jackson tribute act."
Jackson's actual reanimated corpse shuffles on to the stage, along with the newly zombified remains of Ant and Dec (and that irritating Stephen Mulhern).
Thriller kicks in. They dance.
The judges and eventually the entire audience are bitten in time for the big crowd dance scene at the end, rivalling even Philipino prisoners. The country goes wild.
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