Rather than having the performer as someone or something from the world of horror I thought it would be good fun to have an audience full of flesh eating zombies. They could be shipped to the studio in drums like in Return of the Living Dead and kept back by a big razor wire fence. Any truly horrendous acts could be thrown to the crowd for the living dead to enjoy (catapulting them over the fence would be my preferred option), and if we're luck some of the zombies will get loose and attack the judges.
The only problem is that the most constructive comment a zombified Simon Cowell could make about the acts would be, "Brains!!!!!!"
Would that actually be a problem I wonder?
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