Cant help falling in Love
The small american town of Love is celebrating it's 100 year anniversary and anyone that loves elvis Presley is travelling there for a huge party. For this is the place that Elvis lost his virginity to local hooker Lipps O' Dannglin and also the first and only time that the king got crabs.
As the party begins Love is hit by a huge earthquake which leaves the town all shook up.
The quake did unearth some radioactive waste and a lost treasure chest which contains the diary of Lipps O' Dannglin and an airtight container with an unexpected treasure...The pubes of the King.
The Diary is returned to it's rightful heir Lipp's granddaughter Fanny but the container is destroyed by the radioactive waste.
Within days as the party reaches its final day the town is attacked by an army of giant mutant crabs covered in pubes. They first devour all the cheeseburgers but when they are all gone the next best thing are the people.
Who can put a stop to these Giant pubic crabs?
Maybe local Jake Steel, a kid who has just served time for a crime he didn't commit who is also in love with Fanny O'Dannglin.
Is the solution in Lipps' diary or will local jock Brad Fandango steal Fanny's heart by getting rid of the crabs first?
Bet you're itching to find out.......
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