The Steven Seagal Thread

[Splatterdragon73]

Originally Posted by Daemonia

Am I the only one who thinks he's a bit crap on guitar? Hardly awe inspiring licks. I mean, I don't expect brilliance, but he just sort of strums along with the band and hopes one or two notes hit the right key at some point in the song.

Hey, maybe in Seagal's next DVD destined potboiler he could portray a struggling musician. Call it 'Hard To Play'.

[Stephen@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Splatterdragon73

Hey, maybe in Seagal's next DVD destined potboiler he could portray a struggling musician. Call it 'Hard To Play'.

You jest, but I'd like that!

[Daemonia]

Originally Posted by Splatterdragon73

Hey, maybe in Seagal's next DVD destined potboiler he could portray a struggling musician. Call it 'Hard To Play'.

And on that note (see what I did there? ) here's a few more retitling suggestions...

Out for Music
Above the Tune
On Deadly Sound
Marked for Death Metal
Exit Tunes
Play to Kill
Executive Musician
Out of Reach (aka Can't Play That Chord)
The Strummer Man

And did you know Seagal also has his own line in aftershave called Scent of Action? I kid you not!

[Splatterdragon73]

Originally Posted by Daemonia

And on that note (see what I did there?) here's a few more retitling suggestions...

Out for Music
Above the Tune
On Deadly Sound
Marked for Death Metal
Exit Tunes
Play to Kill
Executive Musician
Out of Reach (aka Can't Play That Chord)
The Strummer Man

And did you know Seagal also has his own line in aftershave called Scent of Action? I kid you not!

Some good suggestions there and how about 'Aroma Of Action'?

I believe the pigtailed 'n' portly Aikidoka also owned an eating establishment (imaginatively titled 'The Steven Seagal Restaurant' and obviously much thought was put into coming up with the name!) although i'm unsure if the business is still going and he has his own energy drink too apparently.

Hard To Eat
Out For Lunch
Menu For Death
Executive Dinner
Marked For Dishwashing
and Hard To Swallow (a Seagal porn movie maybe?)

[Daemonia]

Okay, with the new theme in mind...

The Dinner Man
Indigestion Down Below
Driven to Eat
Menu Wounds
Marked for Breakfast
Above the Food
Takeaway Decision
Outlet for Subway
Today You Eat
Half Past Bread
Belly of the Beast (no need to even alter that one)
Into the KFC
Food of Fury

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Daemonia

Okay, with the new theme in mind...

The Dinner Man
Indigestion Down Below
Driven to Eat
Menu Wounds
Marked for Breakfast
Above the Food
Takeaway Decision
Outlet for Subway
Today You Eat
Half Past Bread
Belly of the Beast (no need to even alter that one)
Into the KFC
Food of Fury

It seems like you are suggesting Steve has gotten more rotund since his glory days.

[Daemonia]

Originally Posted by Demdike

It seems like you are suggesting Steve has gotten more rotund since his glory days.

Just a bit...

[Splatterdragon73]

How about 'Hard To Digest' and 'Hard To Chew' too?

Also, 'Out For A Meal' anybody? It certainly looks as though Seagal's had more than his fair share in recent years!

[Stephen@Cult Labs]

Belly Of The Beast. Oh wait, that's a real title!

[TJ Doc]

Reminds me of this: