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Chuck Norris Facts
When it comes to bad-asses there's only one person mighty enough to wear the king's crown of bad-assness. Chuck Norris! His incredible power and popularity has been compared to the gods, although that would be an insult to Norris. A lot has been said about this legend, so here's a thread to post and share any 'facts' you have about Chuck Norris. Here's a few I found online to get the ball rolling...
Have some fun and post your fact about the Norris below....
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Chuck Norris has two speeds walk and Kill The quickest way to a mans heart is with Chuck Norris fist Chuck Norris does not own a stove , oven or microwave because revenge is a dish best served cold
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When Chuck Norris falls in water Chuck Norris dose not get wet water gets Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris does not shower he only takes blood baths
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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris does not ring the wrong number You answer the wrong phone
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Ghosts sit around camp fires and tell Chuck Norris stories
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Chuck Norris does not flush the toilet he scares the s**t out of it
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When the Boogeyman goes to bed every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
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