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Old 21st June 2012, 03:53 PM
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Aliens do exist they are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Old 21st June 2012, 03:55 PM
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Chuck Norris CAN p*ss into gale force winds
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Old 21st June 2012, 03:56 PM
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Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
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Old 21st June 2012, 04:00 PM
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Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
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Old 21st June 2012, 04:01 PM
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Old 21st June 2012, 04:03 PM
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Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
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Old 21st June 2012, 04:05 PM
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cking Indian.
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Old 21st June 2012, 04:51 PM
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Wanna see something cool? Type in

where is chuck norris

into Google and press I'm Feeling Lucky...
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Old 21st June 2012, 06:21 PM
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Chuck Norris dosen't make his own bed, the bed makes itself

Chuck Norris Scares the ghosts

Chuck Norris dosen't need co stars in THE EXPENDABLES 2 as there is only Norris

Nosferatu died because Chuck Norris killed him not Van Helsing

Norris from Eastenders took his name from Chuck Norris
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Old 21st June 2012, 06:27 PM
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Chuck Norris wears women's underwear


probably!
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