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24th June 2012, 01:06 AM
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29th June 2012, 11:31 AM
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29th June 2012, 02:08 PM
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F%$ยง Chuck Norris, Spongebob Squarepants is barbequing underwater!   
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30th June 2012, 10:22 AM
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He's a christian republican (war addicted lunatic) He supports Israel (terrorism, apartheid, warcrimes, racism etc) He doesn't like homosexuals (but he surely act like one) 
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30th June 2012, 10:58 AM
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30th June 2012, 11:08 AM
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Chuck Norris can kill you all for being disrespectful just by thinking about it.
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30th June 2012, 11:10 AM
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30th June 2012, 12:07 PM
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11th July 2012, 08:19 PM
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Chuck Norris has a Bear rug at home. The Bear isn't dead, its just too afraid to move.
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24th July 2012, 06:56 PM
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- Earthquakes only happen when Chuck Norris sneezes. - Chuck Norris once caught a cold, but he didn't like it so he threw it back. He hasn't been bothered by one since. - If Chuck Norris looks in your general direction, you become impotent for a month afterwards. - Nobody knows Chuck Norris's shoe size. Whenever people attempt to measure his feet, he roundhouse kicks their heads off. - Chuck Norris wasn't born, he was forged. - All 'Chuck Norris Facts', including this one, are fiction. Chuck Norris cannot be defined by mere sentences. |
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