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God forgives, Chuck Norris doesn't. Pray he never finds you.
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#42
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Hahaha... Chucks got way too much about him to ever be caught doing moves like that!!
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#43
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F%$ยง Chuck Norris, Spongebob Squarepants is barbequing underwater!
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#44
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He's a christian republican (war addicted lunatic) He supports Israel (terrorism, apartheid, warcrimes, racism etc) He doesn't like homosexuals (but he surely act like one)
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Chuck Norris doesn't care. He just wants to punch you in the face.
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Chuck Norris has a Bear rug at home. The Bear isn't dead, its just too afraid to move.
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- Earthquakes only happen when Chuck Norris sneezes. - Chuck Norris once caught a cold, but he didn't like it so he threw it back. He hasn't been bothered by one since. - If Chuck Norris looks in your general direction, you become impotent for a month afterwards. - Nobody knows Chuck Norris's shoe size. Whenever people attempt to measure his feet, he roundhouse kicks their heads off. - Chuck Norris wasn't born, he was forged. - All 'Chuck Norris Facts', including this one, are fiction. Chuck Norris cannot be defined by mere sentences. |
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