What Films Have You Seen Recently?

[keirarts]

Pirahna 3DD.

Perhaps the most grossly offensive, unashamedly sexist and genuinely fun movie i've seen in a while. It's trash, but funny, kitch and outrageous trash that will probably alienate the majority of its audience but left me chuckling. I really want to see David Hasselhoff make a tv series called fish hunter now!

Boogens.

Probably the total antithisis of Pirahna. A reasonably classy, atmospheric horror with interesting characters, great atmosphere and storytelling. Olive films blu-ray looks amazing and is well worth picking up!

[Frankie Teardrop]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

THE VINEYARD. Utterly crazed, mad doctor seeks eternal youth flick. It's a weird jumble of 80s US, anything goes, horror and Hong Kong supernatural/black magic horror, which positively throbs with a mutant libido. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if a drugged up James Hong who wrote the script and directed it, was in some kind of psychic contact with his penis throughout the whole process. Highly recommended.

Thank god this film actually exists! I was beginning to think I made it up!

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Originally Posted by Frankie Teardrop

Thank god this film actually exists! I was beginning to think I made it up!

I'd hate to spend any time in your mind then. One of the many perverse delights I got from the film is the fact that for the past week I've watched James Hong in "Kung Fu Panda" on a daily basis with my son. Hong's nothing if not versatile.

[Nordicdusk]

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Showed my mate Bronx Warriors and Pieces last night. Was his first time seeing them both. He loved them and ordered them online this morning. Trying to get him addicted to Arrow and Shameless now. He also has more money than me so he might have both of the collections complete in a few months

[monkeyscreams]

The Cremator (1969 Juraj Herz )

A man (kind, but a bit strange in the beginning of the film) turning into a monster because of opportunism. Words fail me (and my English is not good enough) to describe this film. Go see it if you are interested in the darker side of mankind.

(IMDB says it's a horror/comedy. If you agree with the comedy tag, there is definitely something wrong with your perception of mankind.)

[chrisjay]

I bought yesterday Safe by Jason Statham, very cool movie, i like the storyline.

[Demoncrat]

Watched
Gu aka Bewitched (1981). And I thought the Boxer's Omen was odd. recounting the story make just rob it of it's dowright strangeness, I feel. Mates thought same, tee hee. Result!!

Foxes (1980) Could you get two more different films? Jodie Foster more or less outs herself with this "teen comedy" to my mind. Interesting(?) to see Adrian Lyne was helming, as it was nothing but gloss and tripe, ah childhood memories...they are all lies I tells ye!!!

Started watching Touch Of Death, but felt sleepy, so Il finish that later. At least I have it back

[Rik]

I gave the Day of the Dead remake another watch last night, enjoyed it more this time round, I just think it shouldn't be called DOTD as its not really a remake other than a few character names and certain scenes.

[James Morton]

saw CLOVERFIELD with my girlfriend, she liked the crap i didn't
seen it before of course but its very overrated and i found the guy with the camcorder funny considering if the city is being blown up, attacked whatever, no one in their right mind would carrying on filming!
they would run for their lives!
the ending was very abrupt and dumb
i remember the publicity or should i say non publicity surrounding the hype
overall boring and crap

last night saw the brilliant NUDE NUNS WITH BIG GUNS on the horror channel
sex, nudity, violence, the lot in this fun exploitation film

[bdc]

Portrait in Crystal (1983)

Shaw fantasy/thriller/swordsplay (with horror elements!) exploitationer that delivers.

Definitely has a similar feel as Human Lanterns imho.

Bloody/gory and even has full frontal female nudity...this one would get slapped with a Cat III rating for certain a few years later!

Check out this "soft" trailer and then look at some caps (courtesy of Coolasscinema) and you'll notice the trailer is not showing any of the "harder" stuff (and there's plenty!).