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Guardians-of-the-Galaxy-Vol.-2-Poster.jpg This was just what I needed. I have a lot of bad stuff going on at the moment so this was a very welcome escape. I had managed to avoid any spoilers and movie clips before hand so everything was fresh. it was great seeing these guys together again. I loved it. The appearance of the original comic Guardians Of The Galaxy was just awesome. I feel so much better now. |
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Shark Exorcist. f****** hell. When you see a shark film these days the basic assumption is the film is going to be a deliberately constructed 'bad film' that's designed to appeal to the 'so bad its good' crowd while showing at least a level of technical proficiency that means the film-makes stand half a chance of working again. Sometimes you come across films like ghost shark where the money wasn't there and the film suffers more as a result. Very rarely however, does one come across a film so inept that you realise the basic fundamentals of film-making have not only escaped the makers, but were probably never there to begin with. The plot, as best i can understand it, involves some kind of satanic nun who has summoned the devil in the form of a glowing eyed shark. Various hot women get bit and become sharks... at least I think that's what happens. Characters wander out of frame and disappear entirely from the scene only appearing later. It then occurs to me some point later in the evening that they may have transformed into a shark. Its just that the makers of this garbage fire could not afford or be bothered or have the talent to put this across to the audience. Characters move about in scenes as if they have developed the ability to teleport around the scene at will. Phantom cameramen film things then disappear and the same awful CG shark footage is recycled. One character that only appears in a dream sequence for most of the film reappears in an end credits sequence fondling toy sharks and leering at the camera. At one point I was convinced she was going to use a plastic shark as a dildo. Sadly it wasn't meant to be. The whole affair has a car crash appeal to it. Its like someone gave Ed woods mentally handicapped cousin a camera and a bunch of models and said 'have at it.' |
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The Neon Demon large_pksGBk7yJqSuQ2F47S9eoqbtjWt.jpg Following a young girl as she tries to make it in the modelling world, she lies about her age to get ahead and is plunged into a superficial, soul destroying world were everybody is out for themselves and walk over each other to get to the top. The photographers praise her looks which seems to make her more confident, while the models she meets just seem to bitch and moan at her in jealousy. The only one who seems to care is a make up artist, but does she have her own motives for this. This seems to divide viewers, a lot seem to say it has no story and doesn't amount to much, others praise the style,music and subtext. Personally i'm in the middle on this one,I did enjoy it but wouldn't say it shook my world. The story is slight but it is stylish and interesting and the music was good, i thought the performances were decent, there was some unexpected moments(necrophilia anyone) and a few tit shots. All in all it's worth watching but for me wasn't particularly satisfying, I will watch it again sometime and i will be interested in seeing if i enjoy it more second time around. 7/10
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