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MV5BMDNlZGZlYjctYzM4OS00YTcyLWE1M2QtMDA5Nzk0MTlhNzcxXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_FMjpg_UX100.jpg An overweight attorney has tried every sort of diet to shed some pounds but his love of food is so great that he just can't help himself stuffing his mouth at every opportunity. His wife is at her wits end worries that Billy's weight will kill him so she tries her best to encourage him but one night while driving home she tries to take him mind away from the foot by showing her flute playing skills distracted by the tunes she is playing Billy doesn't see a gypsy woman cross the street until its too late and he hits and kills her. The gypsies father puts a curse on Billy that he will lose rapid weight until he dies after his friend the judge and chief of police rig the inquest in Billys favour in turn both of those men are infliced with different curses but all three will cause death. Billy must now call in as many favours as he can to find the gypsy that put the curse on him as he is the only one that can remove it before it rips him and his family apart. I really easy and fun watch the whole concept is great yes the fat suit looks pretty lame at times but that never really come into it once you get used to looking at it. Billy himself is a really likeable character he is very friendly and timid and even when the s**t hits the fan he is still the same no fake heroics or suddenly becoming Rambo thats what makes him so believable as a character the lust for revenge does creep in but again a very believable evolution giving the circumstances. Solid acting great story some great gory moments all round a great film. Recommended .
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China O'Brien II. 1990. After busting up a big drug deal, the dealer puts out a bounty for the death of China, teaming with Matt and Dakota try stay one step ahead of the dealer and bring his enterprise down. Cynthia Rothrock, Richard Norton and Keith Cooke return from where the previous film finished, China is still the sheriff until a escaped convict appears and wrecks havoc over the town. The fight scenes are well choreographed, Keith Cooke and Billy Blanks alley fight seemed good but was over a bit quick. Parts of the film seemed all over the place and somewhat dull and uninteresting, helped pass time away. China_O_Brien_2___add_size_i3.jpg
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Kickboxer. 1989. Eric Sloan is the heavyweight champion in Kickboxing, along with his brother Kurt they travel to Thailand to take on Tong Po. When Eric is paralyzed by Tong Po, Kurt vows revenge and trains with Xian in the old Muay Thai style fighting. One of the good films to come out in 89 with Van Damme playing the lead role and fight choreographer which this does have a great finale scene and isn't afraid to take a beating. Dennis Chan plays the "Mr Myagi" in this and not exactly shy in testing Kurt's strength and weakness and seems to add a little comical side to things. Although it does have fighting and action, the drama side to it is played out well with great acting and direction. KICKBOXER-1989-repro-UK-quad-film-poster-30x40.jpg
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The Protector Jackie Chan and his new partner travel to Hong Kong to rescue a kidnapped woman. I believe that this is Chan's 1st U.S. produced film and whilst it's not bad, there's certainly better out there now. It's one I'd probably would have had more love for if I had seen it back in the day. As mentioned in one of the features on the 88 Films Blu-Ray, why was this called The Protector? also what was with the picture during Chan entering the bar at the beginning, I thought something was wrong with the Disk. Also what was the point with that gang robbing the truck at the beginning, pretty sure they were never mentioned again, oh well. Karate Warrior Italian version of Karate Kid (More like Karate Kid Part II) which sees a teen travel Manila and incur the wrath of the local Karate Champion. He is trained by Ken Watanabe, this also stars Janet Agren. It's definitely not aged quality wise but entertaining in the so bad, it's good. Back in the Video Shop days, there was a distributer calld VPD, who advertised this on their Rental Release of Black Eagle, only they forgot to show it's title, so you had no idea what this was called lol. Also this was the release that was the one that finally convinced me to get a Blu-Ray Player (as well as a House Warming Present for myself) as 88 Films weren't releasing DVD's anymore and there were plenty of titles I wanted across the different retro distributers. Like Snuff, the story is better than the Movie. Enter The Dragon Bruce Lee is sent to an Island to compete in a Tournament as well as stopping a Drugs and Prostitution Ring. John Saxon, Jim Kelly and Bolo Yeung co-star in a good Movie but somehow feels like a James Bond Film. Thor: Love & Thunder Thor and Co attempt to stop Christian Bale from killing all the Gods. Looking forward to this one as I like the Thor Films however even though there were some funny moments, it felt kinda clunky. I do wonder if there is a reason that we haven't seen Shang-Chi and/or Eternal crossovers yet. Homeboy Mickey Rouke is the Boxer with a medical condition who hooks up with a Small Time Crook played by Christopher Walken and a Fairground owner. Thought that there would be more Boxing in this Film but it's realistic for a fictional Film. |
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