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Bullet Train (2022, David Leitch) A fun cast makes the most out of a mad situation. Recommended.
__________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B] "... the days ahead will be filled with struggle ... and coated in marzipan ... "[/B] |
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Crocodile Fury (1988, Ted Kingsbrook) Witches! Vampires!! Crocodiles!!! A sober look at poaching and its side effects No, can't keep it up, it's a Godfrey Ho flick Sewn together from various sources, this one yet again defies description. But I'll try. You get ... a romantic subplot! Double crosses also feature. There's some spewing up, so keep that in mind!! The underwater sequences are something else CF2.jpg
__________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B] "... the days ahead will be filled with struggle ... and coated in marzipan ... "[/B] |
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Tiger Claws 2 (1996, J. Stephen Maunder) JSM does it again. A wildly stranger beast than its parent btw. Can't wait to see the third then. Jahal Merhli is a lucky man. Zero charisma is a ... stumbling block in yer actual leading man and that know worrimean? The ratio of the actual Rothrockery is in dwindle mode which just adds to an initial imapct of UHHHHH, reducing her to a few paltry "love interest" scenes and some fight footage laterer. Fascinating in other ways, as Jahal now sports the patented Ken Olin look which does suit him more than the mullet tbh. I digress. Another vanity project. Vanity would have improved it tbh Ahem. Review tomorrow then!
__________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B] "... the days ahead will be filled with struggle ... and coated in marzipan ... "[/B] |
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Tiger Claws 3 (2000, JSM) Woooooooh mama. First off, the 'rock looks mightily cheesed orf at the start of this one, no wonder as she barely lasts 20 minutes ahem. From then on a hairpiece takes centre stage. The plot? Sheeeesh. Madness. Then they spring the most cliched plot device in christendom RECOMMENDED.
__________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B] "... the days ahead will be filled with struggle ... and coated in marzipan ... "[/B] |
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Replacements When American Football players go on strike, a owner hires Coach, Gene Hackman and hires Replacement Players including Keanu Reeves and Jon Favreau. It's not bad but it seemed that it didn't know if it wanted to be a Comedy or a Drama. Violence In A Women's Prison Apparently part of the Emanualle Series, this one sees Laura Gesnar go undercover to report on the happenings going on at a Women's Prison. Kind of disappointed by this one as I heard that this was one of the better Women In Prison movies, however it just seemed run of the mill. Seven Now we're talking, one of my favorite movies and one that I wished I saw at the Cinema (Just to see the audience reactions) sees Detectives played by Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman investigate a Serial Killer using the 7 Deadly Sins as inspiration. What made this a novel Film experience was that this was the first Film I saw that never showed the actual killings (Except for Wrath) and just showed the aftermath. This also is intelligent along with some shocks and surprises (Sloth and Envy) That ending, might be one of my favorites. |
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I saw Seven at the cinema and the scene where the peado corpse is not dead and screams absolutely shat my date at the time up, happy days.
__________________ MIKE: I've got it! Peter Cushing! We've got to drive a stake through his heart! VYVYAN: Great! I'll get the car! NEIL: I'll get a cushion. |
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