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Unseen Movie 63 Spawn Of The Slithis. 1978. A nuclear waste manages to create a monster that attacks a community in Venice Beach California. So to be clear this monster doesn't care who it attacks, normal people, bums, hippies, animals, as long as it's slicing and dicing the monster seems happy. We got a man in some sort of rubber suit that is almost on the same par as Humanoids from the deep on a cheaper budget. The start does give it away that it's not to be taken seriously with the two boys throwing a frisbee with near comedic music in the background. The acting is certainly not the best and almost comical with the delivery of the dialogue, but the make-up for the kills almost saves the film from becoming a disaster. MV5BZDU0MTJkZjEtZTJjNy00ZmVkLWE0OTktNjhjNjg4YTE2NmQwXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQ2MjQyNDc@._V1_.jpg
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Curse of the Crimson Altar (1968) You get Dracula and Frankenstein's monster, Doctor Who's Celestial Toymaker and Marco Polo, a muscular body builder in a leather thong, a whip wielding Amazonian babe wearing studded nipple pasties and a green skinned and very horny Barbara Steele. What's not to love? |
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In the Earth (2021) As the world searches for a cure to a disastrous virus, a scientist and park scout venture deep in the forest for a routine equipment run. I was so disappointed in this so called Folk horror from Ben Wheatley. Whilst the first half delivered horror, black comedy (That foot amputation scene - wow!) and tantalising tit bits of some ancient dark force in the woods, the second half failed to do it justice as it gave way to extended unwatchable sequences of strobe lighting and kaleidoscopic psychedelia that was more annoying than frightening Parts of the film work wonderfully well. In particular the soundtrack of the forest. The sounds of nature reverberate around the room utilising a surround sound system brilliantly in the way The Blair Witch Project failed to do. It's a shame that these true creepy sounds of Folk Horror gave way to the mess that was the second half. In a way the last half hour felt like Wheatley was reimagining his earlier A Field In England using strobes and a kaleidoscope rather than any genuine imagination. This is the first of Ben Wheatley's works i haven't enjoyed. |
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L.A. Heat When a Millionaire's Daughter is kidnapped and held for ransom, a Detective is chosen by him to deliver the ransom but after it goes wrong and his friend is killed, he goes for revenge. This is PM Entertainment Films first release and their original content was Made For TV and it showed, Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs shows promise as the lead but the Action Scenes weren't good (But they certainly improved from 1991 onwards) There was a good death scene in this however. It was a good attempt. As you may have gathered, I am a fan of most PM Entertainment Films and I went on YouTube to see if there were any videos on their history but there wasn't, however there were some lists with some uploads of their finer efforts. Dead Pool Last of the Dirty Harry Movies which sees a game played the Crew of a Film Production where they guess which Celebrities are going to die. When Harry appears on a list and others on it start dying, he investigates in his usual way. Made in 1989, this could have been one Movie too far and possibly out of it's time but it works, it's entertaining along with Eastwood's sarcastic delivery. This also has a bit of a Cast in it also, Liam Neeson, Patricia Clarkson and a person named James Carey who plays a Drug Addled Rock Star. I have a feeling that a few years later, he might be a star. All kidding aside, he showed flashes of his goofy comedy in this Film. Ring Of Steel When a Fencer accidentally kills an opponent, he is enticed into a sort of Underground Fencing Circuit. After he wants out, they kidnap his Girlfriend. Joe Don Baker is the main star, Darlene Vogel (Pacific Blue, 98 TV Show) is the love interest and Gary Kaspar (You may not know the name but know his face) is the Bad Guy Fencer but it's Robert Chapin who also wrote the Script (Passion Project) who showed poise and some acting ability, he had potential. This was my 1st ever DVD I bought and it's very tame especially when you compare it to the synopsis on the cover and similar Films like American Samurai (UK BLU-RAY PLEASE) but it's still enjoyable. I would like this on BLU-RAY. |
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