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Old 12th August 2013, 08:28 PM
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- Postal (by Uwe Boll) - plain out unfunny as hell and just over-provocative crap
- almost all by David Lynch, except Dune, which was Ok and that film road movie with the tractor, have not seen that yet...
- Shame (with Michael Fassbinder's swinging thing - disgusting!)
- The Master - killed by Jaoquim Phoenix's tedious overacting, add his fake documentary to it, full crap overload, thankfully I erased most memories of that, including the title...
- Black Swan - the shaky camera killed me with my headache, may have to give it another chance...
- The English Patient - why in anyone's name did they dump it with all these Oscars? In my opinion only the cinematography Oscar was acceptable, best acting fpor lying in a badly made mask all the time? f$%§ off!

OK, I am getting too much into it, I better do some Yoga
Jesus, David Lynch is one of my all time favourite directors. As for "the road movie", you'd probably like it as it's very un-Lynchian, although still excellent (it's called 'The Straight Story' by the way.)

I also found Shame an intense and heartfelt film, so disagree there.

However, I also detested The Master, which has all the substance of drying paint, and as interviews proved, even the director doesn't seem to get it, which shows why it feels like it was made up on the spot and stretching time for the sheer hell of it. One of my excruciating cinematic experiences of recent years, next to Cronenberg's soporific and insufferable Cosmopolis.

I also found Black Swan incredibly overrated. Argento-like it is not, and a subsequent blu ray rewatched affirmed my initial opinion in that there's again very little substance, or indeed style, to it. It's by no means a terrible film though, just average (and for me, low on the Aronofsky register.)

And I'm compelled to defend Postal. Considering Uwe Boll churns out some horrendous stuff, usually video game related, he has made some rather good films. Best of all, Rampage, but I also liked Seed a lot (both tough watches). I had every expectation for Postal to be dreadful, but watching it one afternoon at the Frightfest premier (while my companion skipped it to spend time at the ice-cream stand) I found myself surprisingly tickled. I revisited it on DVD and enjoyed it just as much the second time round. It's quite crude in places, but has a raw energy and plenty of political and social jabs. He's also not afraid to poke fun at himself. Sure it's hit and miss on the gag front, but more hit than I expected.
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Old 12th August 2013, 09:30 PM
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SHATTER DEAD

The movie just sucks monkey balls.
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Detension.What a piece of shit.Made by some ADHD Donnie Darko fans.
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Old 26th August 2013, 04:37 PM
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The Tourist...with Johnny Depp and....an actress who's name I can't remember. Anyway, one of the most pointless films ever made. Maybe the most pointless film ever made. And the thing is you could have bankrolled 20 or 30 low budget horror films with the budget for this mess, and the chances are you might have got 5 or 6 bona fida future classics among them...
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A Day of Violence - This film's only redeeming feature is that the German Blu-Ray is cut by nearly 5 minutes so you don't have to waste quite so much of your life on this inept amateur home video. I walked halfway through this at Fab Fest few years ago it was so bad - the only time I have ever done that for a cinema screening. And what a waste of a great genre film star.
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Old 27th August 2013, 01:45 PM
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Detension.What a piece of shit.Made by some ADHD Donnie Darko fans.
I assume you mean Detention? I thought it was superb.
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Old 27th August 2013, 02:04 PM
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Detension.What a piece of shit.Made by some ADHD Donnie Darko fans.
Nooooooo! I love that film! Granted its all over the place bit it's a fine genre mash-up film directed with real flair and with an excellent script. I can never tire of watching it
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I assume you mean Detention? I thought it was superb.
I honestly didn't know what to make of Detention the first time I watched it. It played on my mind for days, almost begging to be rewatched, so I eventually indulged my craving and despite still not knowing exactly what to think, I at least came to the conclusion that it is a film which is such a mash-up of ideas and oddities, that it succeeded in hooking me in. It has a strange charm to it.

Do I like it? I honestly can't say, but I don't dislike it... All I know is that I need watch it again. Soon.
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Old 27th August 2013, 02:57 PM
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The Tourist...with Johnny Depp and....an actress who's name I can't remember. Anyway, one of the most pointless films ever made. Maybe the most pointless film ever made. And the thing is you could have bankrolled 20 or 30 low budget horror films with the budget for this mess, and the chances are you might have got 5 or 6 bona fida future classics among them...
I liked this for what it was - A love letter to the golden age of Hollywood where you put two actual movie stars in glamorous settings and just made them look good with a thin plot. See To Catch a Thief for another classic example.
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Old 27th August 2013, 03:28 PM
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I liked this for what it was - A love letter to the golden age of Hollywood where you put two actual movie stars in glamorous settings and just made them look good with a thin plot. See To Catch a Thief for another classic example.
Mentioning Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck and the great Hitch in one sentence...

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