Classic Films You Love To Hate

[trebor8273]

Fight club.

[JoshuaKaitlyn]

Although hardly classics I'm going to say any movie that has 'found footage' in it! Blair Witch and Chronicle I can live with, the rest just Sh*te. I actually won't watch any movie that sports that tag. And while I'm at it 'Teen-centric' movies Percy Jackson, Maze Runner, Abduction, Divergent, (and the list goes on), most of these I haven't seen admittedly but they usually have big name stars in for all of five/ten minutes and I'me left staring at Taylor Launters tombstone teeth, kristen stewart's blank expresionless face or some other non entity thats jumped on the latest teen franchise..........aarrgghhh!


Time for my medication

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

Might as well get this out of the way now...Stuart Gordon is wank and should be forced to go from home to home apologising to everyone who has ever had to watch one of his films!

Space Truckers is great fun.

As you know i also like a couple more of his, but i won't incense you by naming names.

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

Space Truckers is great fun.

As you know i also like a couple more of his, but i won't incense you by naming names.

What time and day do you want him to come round?

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

What time and day do you want him to come round?

Who? (He says rather warily)

Remember i still have my champion.

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

Who? (He says rather warily)

Mr Gordon to apologise to you. I have him chained up in my house, Castle Freak style, ready to do my bidding and make the world a better place. I even have a selection of Halloween and Xmas costumes for him to wear to lessen his embarrassment as I parade him through the streets begging forgiveness for making Dagon.

[Vampix]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

St. George is vastly overrated in my opionion, I blame Fangoria! However when Boy George is good he is very good, if flawed: Martin, The Crazies, Season of the Witch and Day of the Dead are excellent films.

Day of the Dead and Creepshow are my Romero faves.

[Rondadoronron]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

Mr Gordon to apologise to you. I have him chained up in my house, Castle Freak style, ready to do my bidding and make the world a better place. I even have a selection of Halloween and Xmas costumes for him to wear to lessen his embarrassment as I parade him through the streets begging forgiveness for making Dagon.

Without Gordy then we wouldn't have Babs,no Babs no fun,so stow it cowboy.

[fuzzymctiger]

I'm going to upset everyone here so here I go.

Night of the Living Dead

Like said earlier, an absolute borefest. I'll admit I have never watched this in its entirety, doing a fair share of skipping due to it being so slow.

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Slow, annoying, and repetitive, but I will give it that it's very well made for atmosphere, just the wheelchair guy and the hitch hiker are so annoying. Not to mention the night time chase scene being an absolute mess.
That being said, I love the final scene and the first visit to the house

Friday the 13th

Coming from someone who loved the sequels, i hated the first. Hated it. Impossibly slow and stupid, everyone in it sucks, way too ridiculous, and waaaaay too dark to see anything for most of the last part.

The Devil's Rejects

Complete utter tripe, and i loved House of 1000 Corpses. Poor taste and pointless, excessively brutal, boring, and the over the top cop was so bad. Gone was the fun menace and colorful sets and in its place, hate, torture, and the most boring scenery ever.

Other things I might mention while i'm at it, im yet to enjoy a Mario Bava movie (they're entertaining but way too slow)

[Vampix]

Originally Posted by Rondadoronron

Without Gordy then we wouldn't have Babs,no Babs no fun,so stow it cowboy.

I'll agree with that -- Babs is bloody gorgeous, especially in From Beyond.