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An American Werewolf in London (1981)
An American Werewolf in London (1981) Jack: On the moors, we were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolf. I was murdered, an unnatural death, and now I walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf's curse is lifted. David: Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare's French! Jack: The undead surround me. Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring! I'm lonely! Kill yourself, David, before you kill others. David: Maybe its a sheep dog... lets keep going So the Yank delegate,from Texas, he steps up, shouts:"Remember the Alamo", and chucks out the Mexican! |
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Sorry to cheat but so many great quotes in one of the best comedies of all time BOTTOM Eddie: You know, I think I might come back as a bra. Richie: What? Eddie: Well, all us Buddhists believe in reincarnation. Richie: When did you become a Buddhist? Eddie: About 5 seconds ago. And may I say it has completely changed my life! Richie: But you can't come back as a bra! That's just stupid! You have to come back as something organic. Eddie: All right, all right, I'm only a beginner you know! Errr... all right then, I'll come back as... ah! Claudia Schiffer! She's seriously organic! Eddie: I don't think they were lesbians, Richie, 'cause they got off with those other blokes. Those, er, handsomer, wittier, erm... well basically those two guys who didn't have a load of toilet paper stuffed down their trousers. Richie: Yeah, well you hardly helped, did you? Stuffing a Vimto bottle down the front of your pants and shouting "Woohoo, looking for the Eiffel Tower girls?" Eddie: This is a sex shop isn't it? Shop Assistant: Yes. Eddie: [slaps money down] I'll have five quid's worth then! Shop Assistant: Very droll sir, I've never heard that one before. Eddie: Haven't you? Shall I tell it again? Shop Assistant: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum. Eddie: You've been working here too long mate. Eddie: [reads letter] What's this? Annual membership to "Barbarella's Aerobic Fitness Centre"? Richie: Nothing to do with me. Eddie: It's got "Richard Richard" written on it. Richie: Ah. Er... Eddie: [reads] "Leotard"? Richie: Well, er, Eddie, none of us are getting any younger. I just pop along every Wednesday afternoon and firm up. Eddie: What, you stand at the back of a room full of girls jiggling their bottoms up and down and "firm up"? Richie: It's not very sexy, is it? Eddie: No. I must say, I expected a lot more from "The Furry Honeypot Adventure". Richie: I think this is for kids you know Eddie. I think those Hussein brothers saw you coming again. Well, what else did you get? Eddie: "Big Jugs" [laughs] Richie: "Big Jugs"! All right! [reads box] Richie: "A history of pottery in the nineteenth century." Anything else? Eddie: Well this one's a sure-fire hit. Look. "Swedish Lesbians in Blackcurrant Jam". Richie: Yabba-dabba-doo! [reads] Richie: No Eddie, it's "Swedish Legends in Blackcurrant Jam Making." Eddie: Aw, come on, it's got to be dirty, it says "Swedish"! Richie: Let's just be economical with the truth, errrm, something, buck, yeah hot young buck. Eddie: What about badger? Richie: No, no I'm more a sort of... Eddie: HEDGHOG! Richie: No fox! That's good, no that is good. Eddie: Stoat! Richie: Foxy Stoat? Yeah! It's gotta a ring to it... foxy stoat seeks... Eddie: Pig! Richie: Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig! Oh Shut up Eddie! Bottom_1.jpg
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#133
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BOTTOM
I re-watch this all the time,just genius. Quote:
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I never ever get sick of it funny every time. Ever since i first seen it years and years ago it was love at first sight The first episode i ever seen was GASMAN. There is not one bad episode. Ill shut up now i could go on and on and on. "While your here would you like to kick Eddie in the B****X" HA HA priceless.
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HA HA I should not of started this now im gonna have to have a Bottom-a-ton now.
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Suspiria (1977)
Suspiria (1977) Dr. Frank Mandel: Bad luck isn't brought by broken mirrors, but by broken minds. Helena Markos: "You wanted to kill me! You wanted to kill me! What are you gonna do now, huh? Now death is coming for you! You wanted to kill Helena Markos! Hell is behind that door! You're going to meet death now... the LIVING DEAD!" Sarah: Susie, do you know anything about... witches? |
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Apocalypse Now (1979) Kurtz: I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies! I remember when I was with Special Forces... seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate some children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn't know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it... I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God... the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand that these were not monsters, these were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment! Because it's judgment that defeats us. |
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