Fav Movie Quotes

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Blade Runner:

Gaff:"It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?"

Next Of Kin ('89):

John Isabella:"Sorry about your brother's death. It's too bad."
Truman Gates:"No sir, you 'ain't seen bad yet, but it's comin'."

Cannibal Ferox:

Mike Logan:"They castrated him with a machete and then they ate his genitals!"

[VicDakin]

Mrs. Twice: Oh, poor Ralph! Do you know what it's like to be married to a wonderful man for fourteen years?
Det. Frank Drebin: No, I can't say that I do. I did live with a guy once, though, but that was just for a couple of years. Usual slurs, rumours, innuendos - people didn't understand.
[to camera]
Det. Frank Drebin: Ran him outta town like a common pygmy.
Capt. Ed Hocken: Did he have any enemies?
Mrs. Twice: Well the Democrats didn't like him.
Det. Frank Drebin: [continues, to camera] Sure, he was a physical education major but he had a mind! He could think, he wasn't all muscle, all body, all sinewy limbs. He got married, you know, later - had three kids. Never cared for her. Sent a nice gift, never got a note.
Capt. Ed Hocken: Now, I know this is a long shot, but did he ever eat chop suey?
Mrs. Twice: [crying] No, no he never did.
Capt. Ed Hocken: It was just a hunch.
Det. Frank Drebin: [continues, to camera] I told him she was wrong. And that youngest boy, just like his father. Football hero. Lived with him for a year. It wasn't the same.
[wistfully]
Det. Frank Drebin: You can't go back.

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Zombie Holocaust:

Dr. Obrero:"Patient's screaming disturbing me, performed removal of vocal chords....I will now administer a second injection to maintain patient's consciousness."

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Game Of Death 2:

Billy Lo:"Now remember, Kung Fu is the art of self-defence. I'm not interested in killing you, i just want to prove how bad your kicks are."

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Superman II:

General Zod:"Why do you say these things to me when you know i will kill you for it?"

[Rik]

This one has always been a favourite of mine from The Blues Brothers

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

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The Adventures Of Ford Fairlaine:

Tourist (with his family):“Excuse me. Can you tell us how to get to Mann’s Chinese Theatre?”
Ford Fairlaine:“Go back to Michigan, asswipe.”
Tourist:“No, no we’re from Wisconsin.”
Ford Fairlaine:“Yeah and i’m from my dad’s penis, get the f*** outta here!”

Not a movie-related quote but some memorable dialogue from work i just had to share:

Fiona:“What are you doing this weekend, Colin?”
Colin:“Dunno, might have a ‘ham shank’.”
Fiona:“What is that? Some sort of Hotpot?”

[VicDakin]

The Maltese Falcon (1941)

Kasper Gutman: I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, it's possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon.

[VicDakin]

Black Dynamite (2009)

Black Dynamite: I should have known it was you all the time. I should have asked myself, 'Who's the man so wicked, so cruel, that he could serve smack to the orphanage, kill my brother Jimmy, and put out a drug to shrink black men's dicks?' Only one man. That's you, Tricky Dick! So I'm here to deliver you one presidential ass-whupping!

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Very surprised this hasn't already been quoted.

I did a search and nothing.

A genuine classic quote from a recent film sure to go down in movie history.

Taken (2008)

Bryan Mills: -I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you