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[Rondadoronron]

Sex and seinfeld

The Cheever Letters

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JERRY: So, we're, uh, foolin' around there.. you know, it's getting a little passionate.. (Scoots closer to George, to prevent others from hearing) and, uh, she starts

with the dirty talking.

GEORGE: (Putting his hands up) Alright, alright, hold on! (Jerry has George's full attention) Time out! Woah, woah! (Scooting in, giddy) What did she say?

JERRY: (Modest) Oh, you know, the usual..

GEORGE: No, I don't know. How do I know the usual?

JERRY: Typical things.

GEORGE: (Picking up the ketchup) What typical? Gimme typical. Gimme some typical.

JERRY: She says, uh.. (Mumbles something inaudible. George, so shocked by what he's just heard, accidentally squeezes the ketchup bottle - ketchup squirts out

and files off-screen. George reacts deeply)

GEORGE: (Breathing deeply) That's very dirty. (Jerry nods) That's absolutely filthy.

JERRY: ..And then she starts talking about her panties.

GEORGE: (Yelling out to a waitress) Gonna need some water here!

JERRY: So I said something.

GEORGE: Ok, what did you say?

JERRY: (Defensively) Now, bear in mind, I am just trying to keep up.

GEORGE: Of course.

JERRY: Okay? So, she's taking about her panties, so, uh.. So, I said, "You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"

GEORGE: (Takes a few seconds to mull this one over. Shooting Jerry a confused look, he repeats it) "The panties your mother laid out for you"? (Jerry nods) What

does that mean?

JERRY: (Throwing up his hands) I don't know! It just popped out.

GEORGE: Well, how did she react?

JERRY: She flipped out! Just left.

GEORGE: Well, that's not offensive. (Reflects) It's abnormal, but it's not offensive.

[PaulD]

Originally Posted by Rondadoronron

Sex and seinfeld



The Cheever Letters

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JERRY: So, we're, uh, foolin' around there.. you know, it's getting a little passionate.. (Scoots closer to George, to prevent others from hearing) and, uh, she starts



with the dirty talking.



GEORGE: (Putting his hands up) Alright, alright, hold on! (Jerry has George's full attention) Time out! Woah, woah! (Scooting in, giddy) What did she say?



JERRY: (Modest) Oh, you know, the usual..



GEORGE: No, I don't know. How do I know the usual?



JERRY: Typical things.



GEORGE: (Picking up the ketchup) What typical? Gimme typical. Gimme some typical.



JERRY: She says, uh.. (Mumbles something inaudible. George, so shocked by what he's just heard, accidentally squeezes the ketchup bottle - ketchup squirts out



and files off-screen. George reacts deeply)



GEORGE: (Breathing deeply) That's very dirty. (Jerry nods) That's absolutely filthy.



JERRY: ..And then she starts talking about her panties.



GEORGE: (Yelling out to a waitress) Gonna need some water here!



JERRY: So I said something.



GEORGE: Ok, what did you say?



JERRY: (Defensively) Now, bear in mind, I am just trying to keep up.



GEORGE: Of course.



JERRY: Okay? So, she's taking about her panties, so, uh.. So, I said, "You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"



GEORGE: (Takes a few seconds to mull this one over. Shooting Jerry a confused look, he repeats it) "The panties your mother laid out for you"? (Jerry nods) What



does that mean?



JERRY: (Throwing up his hands) I don't know! It just popped out.



GEORGE: Well, how did she react?



JERRY: She flipped out! Just left.



GEORGE: Well, that's not offensive. (Reflects) It's abnormal, but it's not offensive.

Was talking about favourite Seinfeld moments with my friend last night and this was one I mentioned. That scene cracks me up so much and the dirty talk line is just so bizarre and hilarious. Love George's line after: "that's not offensive! It's abnormal, but it's not offensive"

[Rondadoronron]

Yeah its always georges lines that that i find the funniest,he nails it with that line.

that's not offensive! It's abnormal, but it's not offensive

[Rondadoronron]

Curb Your Enthusiasm

The Pants Tent

- What the hell? - It's Nancy.
And I just wanted you to come over here for one second.
I thought we should just talk about this.
Tell her what you were telling me the other night.
- Why are you doing this? This is silly! - Tell her what you told me the other night.
I can't believe that she's talking to you about this! This is insane! Wait a second, hold it.
Can I just say something here? Okay.
Now, I came home, and I thought it was really funny it was kind of a joke to me that you stared down, over here because Because you had an erection.
Nancy, this is why it's funny - because you thought that I had an erection.
- I "thought"? But I don't understand the "thought" part.
That's what we're saying.
Even before the movie, Larry said, "Look at these pants.
" I pointed out the pants to her before the movie.
Larry, you sat down, and everything was fine then I started rubbing your arm, you got a hard-on.
- It's not a big deal, I don't care.
- It's not a big deal.
- And I wouldn't mind it, if in fact, I did.
- Wait a second.
She was rubbing your arm? Why were you rubbing his arm? I was upset about the woman Why didn't you tell me that she was rubbing your arm? - I was upset about the woman - Why didn't you tell me that earlier? It's so insignificant to me, the whole thing! - I'm taking in all the facts.
- It happened.
He got an erection, it wasn't a big deal.
Nancy, it didn't happen, okay? If it happened, I would give you credit for it! I know when I get these things and how they happen.
These things, these erection things? - I know the source.
- I know the source, too.
I can name sources! Sophia Loren was once a source! I know my sources! Sometimes they're mysterious sources, I don't know where it comes from! - Other times, I can pinpoint it! - What about me? - Am I not even involved in a source? - Yeah, you're a source.
- My God! - Listen, you got a hard-on.
No, I didn't! - Look at these pants.

[Rondadoronron]

Curb Your Enthusiasm Trick or treat

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Are you Jewish? Are you Jewish?
You wanna check my penis? Is that what you wanna do?
My real question is, what were you whistling? -
Hello, Dolly.
- No, it's Wagner.
- Was it? - Yeah.
You, sir, won $100.
I wanna know what a Jew is whistling Wagner for Do you wanna know? when he's one of the great anti-Semites of the world.
- You know what you are? -
What am l? -
You're a self-loathing Jew.
- Am l? Yes! I do hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish.
No, it doesn't have anything to do with being Jewish.
Those millions of Jews were taken to the concentration camps with Wagner being played in the background.
Yes! Hitler's favorite composer! -
Really? -
Yes.
They got a mental asylum a couple of blocks away.
I suggest you go and check yourself in.
Where's your Judaism? Judaism? Where are you? Where are you, Judaism? How can you have this attitude? That you're better?
They should put a muzzle on you.
You're foaming at the mouth.
Please, thank you.

[Nordicdusk]

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Brenda: [has the upper hand on Jake] See? I told you to stay where you were. Now look what you got yourself into. You know what you look like? You look like a pig in a slaughterhouse, ready to butcher.
[opens her switchblade]
Brenda: You ever wonder what a pig must feel like, before they slit his throat? Or cut his balls off? Couldn't have been any worse than my sister must of felt. Or Francine? She was pregnant.
Brenda: [Jake spits at her] ****ing bastard. It's not gonna be quick, Jake.

Principal Underwood: Go **** an iceberg!



I had to post the clip the line maybe funny but when John Vernon says it you know he means business.

[Nordicdusk]

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Jim: My mother was Korean, and my father was Black American.
NO SHIT



Tom: [Tom is at the beach checking out all the women] They don't make buns like that down at the bakery.

[Nordicdusk]

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[as Frank Bauggs confronts Kersey sneaking into his apartment]
Frank Bauggs: What the **** are you doing here?
Paul Kersey: I was making a sandwich.


Rapist: Who the **** are you?
Paul Kersey: Death!

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Chuck Paconi: [pointing a gun at Paul] You got a problem?
Tommy O'Shea: Guns make you nervous?
Paul Kersey: Guns have their uses. Idiots with guns make me nervous.


Tommy O'Shea: Wait! Whatever you want. Whatever you need.
Paul Kersey: I don't need anything. But *you*. You need a bath!
[Pushes him into a vat of liquid plastic]

[Nordicdusk]

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Lt. Crowe: I'd like to shove this up your ass, but I don't want to dirty my hands.


Duke: I'm dying!
Lt. Crowe: No you're not... But you are gonna have to stick your head between your legs to tell the time.