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No offence to anyone else here but I thought it'd be better than saying I'd make a film with this in it and that would happen etc etc, I just wanted to share an idea I'd actually thought about and once I started typing I found it hard NOT to give the idea more flesh so to speak.
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I'd redo Dennis Wheatley's novel "The Devil Rides Out" but set it in the late 60s early 70s freak/hippy scene. In my head it looks not unlike Jean Rollins directing "Performance" but with more hairy, naked hippy chick Satanists than you could shake your magic wand at. |
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I know where you're coming from skankenstoned, I enjoy writing myself. Which is why I'm hoarding my ideas, you never know who might be reading, looking for ideas....or maybe I'm just paranoid...
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It certainly would. Who's gonna give us a plot......?
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I'd never go near a pool again |
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You can make your own plot up but here's a few key words you might need. Drunk Pool Barrymore Senseless Drowned Victim Buggered Splash Chocolate Bled Starfish |
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I can see it as a Phantom of the Opera type affair, with a masked Barrymore haunting the set of Strike it Lucky giving everyone the willies.
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I would make just an all out action flick with a **** load of gore and death scenes, A bunch of shock scenes, A bunch of Kung Fu fight scenes, A bar fight scene, A car chase scene, A few shootout scenes and it would end in a mexican stand off! It would star Kurt Russell, Charlie Sheen and Arnold Schwarzenegger and have funny cameos and would have a gang of Bruce Lee imitators. Basically I would be wasting the studios money for a good laugh but **** it would be worth it!
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I would have loved to do what Dario Argento is doing at the moment - shooting a new version of Dracula. It would not be in 3D, that's for sure - who needs this crap, anyway? However, I'd love to shoot it on classic film - with a nice amount of real grain. It would begin with a sepia coloured flashback - telling us some real facts about Vlad Țepeș. As for the plot: basically the way Bram Stoker created it. But - and that's a big fat 'but' - with a decent amount of splatter and one single real nice gore scene at the climax (although I don't have an idea which character I'd pay the compliment). As for the cast: here you are. The male main characters: - Count Dracula / Vlad Țepeș: Graham McTavish - Doctor Abraham Van Helsing: Jack Nicholson - Arthur Holmwood: Johnny Depp - Jonathan Harker: Robert Pattinson - Quincey Morris: George Clooney The female main characters: - Mina Harker: Rose McGowan - Lucy Westenra: Milla Jovovich The rest: - Doctor Seward: Josh Brolin - James Renfield: Quentin Tarantino - Maria Ouspenskaya: Vanessa Redgrave - "The Brides of Dracula": Juliette Lewis, Eva Green, Monica Bellucci - "The Man from the Woods"*: John Jarratt - Female Servant Olga*: Conchata Ferrell As for the production: I don't care. But I sure would love to have Tom Savini doing the make-up. Greetings! PS: (*) marks characters created by yours truly. PPS: How about some funny scenes in the movie? Well, you might have guessed that by now. PPPS: Feel free to comment on my truly unique actor selection. |
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