Not the kind of thing which is normally posted in this thread, but in memory of Jon Pertwee, who died on May 20th, 1996
This was an actual record release - I know because I have got it in my collection. The 'B' side was 'The Ugly Duckling', but (top of my head) I cannot remember who performed it, although I know it WASN'T the cockernee comedian Mike Reid
When I was young, we had a record called All Aboard, which included a version of that song, but I don't think was that one, and other comedy songs such as Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West), A Windmill in Old Amsterdam, My Brother (by Terry Scott), Goodness Gracious Me (Peter Sellers and Sophia Loren), The Gnu (Flanders and Swann) and The Laughing Policeman (by Charles Jolly).
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