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I will apologise for this in advance: 1. When her boyfriend said he was going to "eat her out", this wasn't what she had in mind. I'm truly sorry. |
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2. Roger Corman: So we're making another shark movie. Minion: Yes, it's called Dinoshark. Corman: You know what film I really liked? Die Hard 4.0. Can we use that in here? Minion: Er, this is a film about a Dinoshark. Corman: You know, that scene where Bruce hits a plane with a police car? Can we do that? Do we have a plane? Minion: We have a Dinoshark. Corman: That'll do. Do we have a police car? Minion: Er, we're on the ocean. My brother has a jet ski? Corman: That'll do. Just make sure we get some nudity every 15 minutes. And a helicopter exploding. |
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1. [in best documentary tone] "Here we see the feeding behaviour of the mean beach worm: Taking a break before it heads to the best bits" 2. "Yippee Ka Yeah - Mothersharker!" 3. "If you think this is bad, you should see this location at vacation peak season!" 4. No more halluzinating drugs for Roughy! ![]() |
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IMAGE 1 While topless beaches have become popular around the world,Bottomless beaches in New Guinea have become all the rage IMAGE 2 Even in a near death experience Joe wasn't going to be shown up IMAGE 3 Micheal Bay remakes Barney the Dinosaur
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If you ever wondered where the Aussies got their sausages for the barbie from.... Picture 1 obviously |
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Picture One) Zombie Flesh Eaters leaving behind leftovers Picture Two) Nasty jetski attack – innocent Dinoshark loses eleven teeth Picture Three) It’s not man-made! Ancient cave painting reveals – global warming started 200 million years ago! Greetings! |
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IMAGE ! 1.Jenny quickly realized that tweeting while your on the back of a Sand buggy doing 100 MPH is probably isn't such a good idea 2.The next time your Para sailing instructor says "Don't cross the lines"He means Don't cross the lines
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1: "At least I didn't buy a one-piece swim suit."
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2: When someone complained to Roger Corman that with these latest movies he was really "jumping the shark", he didn't take it as an insult, he took it as a suggestion.
Last edited by trouserpress; 8th May 2011 at 06:05 PM. |
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