Weekly Comp - Sand Sharks - 15/01/2012 - FINISHED

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Just to let you all know, I'll be announcing the three winners on Monday rather than tomorrow now

[Bringer Of Funerals]

A Spaghetti Western Starring hollywood legends Franco Nero & Danny Trejo

Django: Deadly Saloons

Our hero comes into a town after a hard day's work of killing the bad guys only to be confronted with a saloon of raving, blood oozing zombie drunks (even the nuts at the bar are infected). Can he survive the Deadly Saloon or will he die in trying - if the zombies don't get him, the nuts and the beer will.

Starring Danny Trejo as Django's lost brother
Clint Eastwood as Old Man Blonde
Ken Foree as The Bar Tender
Claudia Cardinale as Hooker Sheila
Klaus Kinski as Dangerous Blue Eyes


Written By Lucio Fulci
Screenplay by George Romero
Directed by Quentin Tarantino and Sergio Carbucci
SFX by Tom Savini



Coming soon to a Grindhouse near you

[sawyer6]

Originally Posted by iluvdvds@Cult Labs

Just to let you all know, I'll be announcing the three winners on Monday rather than tomorrow now

Away for you Birthday?

[PaulD]

Bit of a late entry but nevermind:

The CultLabosaurus

Star of such films as CultLabosaurus Vs MegaCroc, Crab Monsters Vs CultLabosaurus Part 8: This Time It Probably Ends and Alien Vs Predator Vs CultLabosaurus Vs Severely Diminishing Returns


Watch as the CultLabosaurus wows you with extensive exploitation trivia! Duck as he unleashes his secret weapon upon you - his piles of dvds he no longer watches since he upgraded to bluray!
Key Powers: the ability to spot which transfer a films release is from just by viewing a single frame. The ability to post excellent stills of awesome cult films
Key Weaknesses: half-assed Photoshopped bluray artwork, eye-gougingly bad blue Double Play stickers, everytime the Blu-Ray Bargains thread gets updated.
His Ultimate Weakness: steelbooks. With one mighty reveal of a glorious steelbook watch as the CultLabosaurus's lifeforce, his bank balance, is rapidly drained.


Obviously no offence intended. I'm parodying myself on here as much as anyone else!

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

After going through all these excellent entries I have picked my three favourites and they are (in no particular order)...

Bigandya's Mars Attacks

Trouserpress's Marmo-Crab

PaulD's Cultlabsasaurs!

Well done guys, Sand Sharks is now yours!

[sawyer6]

Congrats guys

[PaulD]

Awesome. Looks like a good silly film! Congrats to the other 2 winners!

[trouserpress]

Woo hoo! My first cult labs win of 2012. Just hoping this is more fun than Dinoshark!!

Thanks!!

[bigandya]

Great stuff! Cheers Kyle, and congrats to the other winners too

[mixalis667]

Congrats guys !!!!