Weekly Comp - Don't Torture A Duckling - 6 May 2012 - FINISHED

[sawyer6]

You should all check the previous posts

[Roughale]

Originally Posted by sawyer6

You should all check the previous posts

I was in my edit above to what I added so, I guess it is ok to continue with the Biker Gang - who meets their fate by meeting the tyre from Rubber and they die a slow and horrible death...

[docvoltage]

Speed Racer mounts THE TYRE/TIRE to the Mach 5 and sets out on a race across the Khyber Pass. Little is left at the end but shredded scraps.

[trouserpress]

Speed Racer finds himself and his car in the crusher, with the evil Superman from Superman 3 at the controls. It's game over.

[sawyer6]

The seven dwarfs bring this huge kryptomite stone they found while digging,supes collapses

[Daemonia]

Scooby Doo comes along and goes 'Rummy!' and puts all the dwarves into a Scooby Sandwich and eats them all.

[trouserpress]

The seven dwarves are no match for... MEXICAN FAKE HOOKERS!

The hookers drug them in, rob them, and leave them for dead.

[trouserpress]

It's an ultimate smackdown between Mexican fake hookers and Scooby. Who will win?

Scooby, but only just, after disguising himself as another hooker and then administering their own drug into their pina coladas.

[slaghammer]

Little does Scooby Doo know that THE CORPSE GRINDERS are going "straight" by switching human meat for dog meat (and selling it as corned beef to Tesco's)

Diced, minced and canned.

[trouserpress]

The Corpse Grinders are hard at work when suddenly Alfred Hitchcock creeps up behind them and pushes them into their own grinder, with a little chuckle.