Weekly Comp - Don't Torture A Duckling - 6 May 2012 - FINISHED - Page 12

docvoltage · #**111** 8th May 2012, 02:15 PM

Tippi Hedren takes revenge on Hitch for his cruelty on the set and sends her trained woodpecker to poke holes in his liver while he sleeps.

docvoltage · #**112** 8th May 2012, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by trouserpress

It's an ultimate smackdown between Mexican fake hookers and Scooby. Who will win?

Scooby, but only just, after disguising himself as another hooker and then administering their own drug into their pina coladas.

As an aside: nice save

And now back to Tippi and her 'pecker...

trouserpress · #**113** 8th May 2012, 02:21 PM

Tippi Hedren can only be taken down by the thing she fears most:

Rod Hull and Emu...

docvoltage · #**114** 8th May 2012, 03:03 PM

Now that's getting weird...

Fortunately W.C. Fields shows up. He's been drinking a bit and mistakes them for Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy. Out comes the 4-iron and WHACK...no more Emu.

EDIT: Oh yeah, Rod Hull bleeds to death from loss of hand. (Didn't want to leave any loose ends.)

sawyer6 · #**115** 8th May 2012, 03:22 PM

The owner of a liquor store gives W.C. Fields to drink a cheap wine(Tenafly Viper)and causes him to melt away

docvoltage · #**116** 8th May 2012, 03:50 PM

The owner of the liquor store wasn't Uncle Willie by chance, was it?

'cause...

Down on Bourbon Street in Willie's Den,
Uncle Willie wasn't selling but a li'l gin.
One cat ordered him a bottle of wine,
and he tipped that cat for a dollar every time.

He was knocking out windows, tearing down doors,
drunk drunk drunk, yelling "you dirty whores".
Pulled out his Special in the middle of the place
shot Uncle Willie right in the face !

Drinkin' wine spodee-o-dee drinking wine,
pass that six-gun to me.

(with apologies to The Killer)

sawyer6 · #**117** 8th May 2012, 03:52 PM

Nope, it's from Street Trash!

trouserpress · #**118** 8th May 2012, 03:59 PM

Suddenly in burst the Feds, lead by Elliott Ness! He's taking the bootleggers down.

docvoltage · #**119** 8th May 2012, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by sawyer6

Nope, it's from Street Trash!

Crabapples...the Tenafly Viper went right over my head. Nice one !

I'm gonna have to rewatch that, obviously.

docvoltage · #**120** 8th May 2012, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trouserpress

Suddenly in burst the Feds, lead by Elliott Ness! He's taking the bootleggers down.

Dr. Francis E. Sweeney subsequently drives Elliott Ness to suicide with his taunting letters.