Weekly Comp - Don't Torture A Duckling - 6 May 2012 - FINISHED

[Roughale]

The phone rings in the empty cemetary man's office, some unknow stranger picks up and hears "Wanna play a game?" and says "Yes!"

The saga continues - you have to find a killer for the puppet on the tricycle

[Demoncrat]

Obviously the puppet on the trike has a face off with the wee Killer Klown, guess who wins? (its the clown)

[sawyer6]

Killer Klown is no much for the Killer Condom who eats his willie!

[Roughale]

Richard Nixon comes along and since his nick was Tricky Dick, he simply rips the condom apart (all details are strongly adult-only material!)

[sawyer6]

Yes but Bullseye can't miss ,Nixon is down for good ,weapon of choice:fork

[Roughale]

Although Phil "The Power" Taylor prefers the double 16. Bullseye is no problem for him - 1 dart kill!

[sawyer6]

A dart is nothing compared to Hawkeye's arrows the ''power'' is over with a new peircing

[docvoltage]

Robin Hood shows him how to split an arrow. He lodges the first one in Hawkeye's chest, then splits it with a second shot !

[Daemonia]

Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore wipes out Sherwood Forest and its inhabitants with bombs and napalm.

'I love the smell of burning Robin Hood in the morning.'

[sawyer6]

The boss orders:''Bring Me the Head of Bill Kilgore'' so Bennie takes a saw and delivers the mechardise to the big man...