Weekly Comp - Don't Torture A Duckling - 6 May 2012 - FINISHED

[sawyer6]

Barbarella do her striptease and Superman dies of a heart attack!

[docvoltage]

Well, I think we all know how Supes died:

EDIT: OK, I was too late replying but Doomsday can bang Barbarella to death. Gruesome, but effective.

[Roughale]

Doomsday was so exhausted by his banging that he fell asleep and had a nightmare and gets a visit by the all new Freddy Frueger, who was misonformed that Barbarella was underage, but uses his glove anyway and has a shred fest!

[sawyer6]

Peyton Westlake reconstructs Freddy's face,he's a beautiful man now, not a monster anymore.He can't bear it and commits suicide

[Daemonia]

Tony Montana bursts in and uses a machine gun on Westlake.

'Die! Darkman! Die!' he screams.

[sawyer6]

Originally Posted by Daemonia

Tony Montana bursts in and uses a machine gun on Westlake.

'Die! Darkman! Die!' he screams.

But the machine gun bullets can't penetrate King Arthur's armour who swings his sword against Tony, who's left limbless

[slaghammer]

However, King Arthur didn't reckon on the firepower of TRUCK TURNER, who badasses him to death with power of pure FUNK.

[docvoltage]

TNT JACKSON strips off her top and while Truck Turner is distracted by her chocolate melons, she plants a roundhouse kung-fu kick to his jaw, snapping his spine. Her breasts glisten with sweat and a single droplet falls off her right nipple in slow motion to land in his upturned left eye just as his corpse stops twitching. Ah, delicious brown sugar irony.

[slaghammer]

I don't have the heart to kill off TNT Jackson, someone else is gonna have to do that one!

[sawyer6]

Justice for one, justice for all! Brenda uses her crossbow and blows up TNT's balloon!!!!