The Star Wars Thread

[Rik]

Originally Posted by J Harker

This is a hoax surely?

Think about it

[J Harker]

Originally Posted by Rik

Think about it

Tricky one to dicuss this

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by J Harker

Tricky one to dicuss this

Why? Because they are all dead?

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

I understand the sequel has Jar Jar sent back in time to retrieve R2D2 and the plans. He manages it by getting together an army of cuddly farting aliens and rewrites all of Star Wars history.

[Susan Foreman]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

I understand the sequel has Jar Jar sent back in time to retrieve R2D2 and the plans. He manages it by getting together an army of cuddly farting aliens and rewrites all of Star Wars history.

Bet it gets robbed at Oscar time

[J Harker]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

I understand the sequel has Jar Jar sent back in time to retrieve R2D2 and the plans. He manages it by getting together an army of cuddly farting aliens and rewrites all of Star Wars history.

Given Jar Jar was almost exclusive to the Phantom Menace if he went back in time would he not just dissappear up George Lucas' arsehole?

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by J Harker

Given Jar Jar was almost exclusive to the Phantom Menace if he went back in time would he not just dissappear up George Lucas' arsehole?

I suppose everyone goes back home eventually.

[J Harker]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

I suppose everyone goes back home eventually.

There's a Bon Jovi song in there somewhere.

[nosferatu42]

In George Lucas's arsehole????

[hivemind]

Any of you guys seen this Star Wars XXX Porn Parody? Apparently they say it's more engaging than Star Wars: The Force Awakens. It certainly raises your lightsaber to new levels.

Better acting and character development.

Wonder if George Lucas has watched it?

And it's won awards too.