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24th April 2009, 05:08 PM
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 Weekly Comp - Baba Yaga - The Final Cut!!! - 24/04/2009
Wahooo!  Time to give away a Shameless DVD! Yep, the long-awaited...Baba Yaga - The Final Cut  The S&M Classic Restored, Re-graded, Re-edited and Re-Imagined The line between perverted dreams and fevered reality are torn apart as a beautiful witch (Carroll Baker, Baby Doll) gets her sapphic claws into a beautiful young photographer in this rampant adaptation of the classic Guido Crepax comic-book. Now 35 years after original release director Corrado Farina has re-edited his film exclusively for Shameless, re-inserting footage cut by both the producers and censors, to bring us for the first time his vision as he would really have liked it seen. Restored, Re-graded, re-edited and re-imagined this is Baba Yaga: The Final Cut on a features-packed UK DVD! Baba Yaga: The Final Cut (cert. 18) will be released uncut on DVD (£12.99) by Shameless Screen Entertainment on 27th April 2009. The new edit of the film will be presented remastered in 1.85:1 with choices of either English or Italian 2.0 sound with optional English subtitles. Extra features are headed up with an introduction to the film by Corrado Farina plus an all-new in-depth interview. Also included on the disc are two Corrado Farina documentaries, ‘Freud A Fumetti' (Farina explores the comic artwork of Crepax) and the never before seen ‘Fummettophobia' (translates as ‘Comics-Phobia'), a Shameless Fact Track by The Wilson Bros, a collector's photo gallery and a Shameless original trailer gallery which includes a teaser for the upcoming release of Luigi Bazzoni's Footprints! ABSOLUTLY BRILLIANT! How do you win a copy? Mmm. Well, since this film is about S & M (among other things obviously!  ) one of the first things that leapt to my mind was... chains!  So, all you need to do is continue this chain. I'll start of a 'story' then it's your job to post a sentence to continue this, then the next poster'll continue that and so on and so on. The three winners will be the people who create the most links in the chain (the most links). Simple. Good luck! So here's the start of the chain, quite simply... Once upon a time, in a place not to far from here...... 
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24th April 2009, 06:08 PM
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a man decided to try and cut off his own head
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24th April 2009, 07:00 PM
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...but all he had available for the job was a pair of toenail clippers...
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25th April 2009, 11:01 AM
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...so off he wandered to the hardware store to find something better...
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25th April 2009, 11:39 AM
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..however, before he got there, the kinky sex shop next door caught his eye..
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26th April 2009, 10:35 AM
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...he recognised the person in the shop window's poster. It was...
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26th April 2009, 11:26 AM
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Margaret Thatcher, she was dressed in leather...
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26th April 2009, 01:53 PM
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...and he felt strangely, disgustingly aroused, so he...
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26th April 2009, 02:13 PM
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took off his trousers and...
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26th April 2009, 02:55 PM
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..used them to mop his sweaty brow. In doing so, he suddenly realised in a wave of inspiration that...
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