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Hi everyone, Fancy winning Shameless' latest release? Well, here's your chance! SHAM044: The Washing Machine With Bloody Pre-Wash, Deadly Spin and Special Sleaze Functions, dare to plumb-in the mortal vortex that is the Deodato-branded WASHING MACHINE! ![]() Shameless proudly presents the definitive version of RUGGERO DEODATO’S WASHING MACHINE aka VORTICE MORALE With his epoch-making CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST, director Ruggero Deodato single-handedly invented the found-footage film genre (later imitated by Blair Witch et al). With THE WASHING MACHINE, Deodato reboots the Giallo genre stretching its boundaries into this utterly extreme, surreal, erotic thriller. Originally called MORTAL VORTEX, this long-lost Giallo is now revived in this Exclusive Shameless Limited Edition. By the time Police Inspector Stacev arrived at the eerie Budapest flat of three beguiling sisters, to investigate one of the girls' claim to have found a butchered body in their washing machine, the corpse had disappeared. Piqued as much by the potential foul play as by the mischievous saucy sisters, our detective becomes entangled in their web of sexual obsession and deadly treachery: Each sister spins a different versions of events - including warped stories of cannibalism (what else!) - whilst seducing the non-too-reluctant officer! Deodato cycles through truly inventive, stylish and very hot sex scenes... until an arresting climax! Will it all come out in the wash? The Special Artwork Presented in a yellow metal box with a transparent window at the front, the incredible packaging for The Washing Machine is simply unmissable! The design of the box has been created by the great British Film Poster Artist, Graham Humphreys. Ruggero Deodato himself saw a mock up few weeks ago and he was amazed! It's a unique packaging, coupled with the fact that the film is not officially available anywhere else in the world, making this gruesome giallo from cinema's most twisted director an irresistible must-have! So what do you think? Let us know your thoughts below... ----------------- To win, All you have to do is unscrambled the Italian film titles that have been mixed up in the following 5 washing machines. Nice and straight forward! See how many titles you can work out and then Private Message (PM) me your answers. The three to get the most correct will win. If there's a draw, those will be placed into a hat and randomly selected. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Good luck! Kyle
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And once again you go and post one hell of a brilliant competition. Sending my answers now. Shameless are just brilliant for paying to put this edition out, it looks awesome!
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![]() "Hi Kyle Thanks for this competition. It helped me out at work. To be honest, I was struggling with it, and also trying to cope with a bar full of bored, pre-teen girls (who were fighting over which one should have 'My Little Pony' while Mummy and Daddy were playing darts and drinking their pints of lager) Then inspiration struck. I got the game of scrabble down from the shelf, gave each one some letters and told them to see what words they could make Lo and behold - the answers to the comp, and peace and quiet in the bar! To quote a song from the film 'Gigi', "Thank Heavens For Little Girls"! Love Suzi xx"
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![]() Of course - I have a washing machine they are more than welcome to play [strike]inside[/strike] with
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Took me ages to get number 2, finally got there though. My answers have been sent.
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Being a feverish Shameless hound, I got this one first day so will step out of this one Good luck to all! ![]() |
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Me too, and I still haven't opened it!
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I think I got them all!
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Hi everyone! A big thank you to everyone who entered this competition. Everyone who did, managed to get all of the answers correct ![]() Cannibal Holocaust Cat in the brain Kill baby kill Ratman Delirium The three lucky randomly selected winners are... ![]() :Second: Suziginajackson ![]() Congratulations people! The Washing Machine is now all yours! New competition will be up later. Thank you to all those who entered, Kyle
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