Weekly Comp - The Squad - 17 June 2012 - FINISHED

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Fancy winning a new terrifying psychological horror film? Well, here's your chance....

THE SQUAD

“AN INTENSE EXPERIENCE, EXTREMELY CLAUSTROPHOBIC AND INVOLVING, WITH STRONG PERFORMANCES AND FULL TO THE BRIM WITH ATMOSPHERE."
TWITCH

When all communication with a remote military base situated in an area of intense guerrilla activity is lost, a unit of Colombian soldiers is sent on a mission to regain contact with their brothers-in-arms. Fearing the base has been taken over by enemy forces, they arrive to find the place seemingly devoid of life. Once power is restored to the outpost, the full horror of the situation is revealed – the place is littered with corpses, the walls daubed with blood and what appear to be magical symbols intended to ward off evil. Amidst the carnage the soldiers discover a woman buried alive behind one of the walls. The dead captain’s log reveals she had been captured in the area several days earlier and was being held on suspicion of being a guerrilla informant. Further interrogation of the woman reveals little, but soon leads to tensions amongst the men who are struggling to come to terms with the mysterious slaughter of their comrades. Confused and isolated, the soldiers find themselves gripped by inexplicable feelings of fear, mistrust and paranoia that leads them to question the nature and identity of their enemy.

Bloody horror and nail-biting tension combine in this chillingly atmospheric story of a group of elite soldiers sent to a remote bunker to investigate the circumstances surrounding a mysterious communications breakdown with a fellow unit.



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To win....

War. It's grim stuff. So is horror. So, let's have a little bit of fun and lighten the mood a bit! Below are a couple of stills taken from the film. All you have to do is put on your comedy caps and come up with a funny caption!

There's no limit to how many captions you create and anyone from anywhere can enter. Just make sure you mention the number of the picture!

The three funniest entries will be picked by yours truly on Sunday (24th) and they'll each win this great DVD!


PICTURE 1



PICTURE 2



PICTURE 3



PICTURE 4





GOOD LUCK!

Kyle

[Hawkmonger]

Picture 2: "Why do I always have to play Captain Rhodes?!"

[PaulD]

"It was that time of the month again"

Sorry!

[wongfeihung62]

PICTURE 4

It looks like Mr Muscle had his work cut out for him this time.

PICTURE 2

"How many times must I tell you. Use the bloody shoehorn".

PICTURE 3

"Are you sure the toilet's this way?"

[Susan Foreman]

Originally Posted by iluvdvds@Cult Labs

PICTURE 2

Soldier on the right:

"Look honey, as soon as we get these nasty ol' boots off, you can have some nice shoes, and you'll soon get used to wearing your 6" stilleto Jummy Choos"

[gaahl07]

PICTURE 2

MY BUNION'S!!!!!!

[gaahl07]

PICTURE 3

IN THIS FOG THEY WON'T KNOW IF WE ACCIDENTALLY SHOOT SOME OF OUR OWN TROOPS!!!!

[darthelvis]

Picture 2 - there's a snake in my boot

[masdawg]

Originally Posted by darthelvis

Picture 2 - there's a snake in my boot

"I've had it with these motherf**king snakes in this motherf**king boot!"

[the blob]

Kitchen Cleaning Tips #1:

Cut a lemon in half and sprinkle baking soda on the cut ends. Scrub sink stains with the lemon half. Reapply baking soda to the lemon as needed.