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Hello everybody! How would you like to win a DVD signed by the two lead actors and the film's director? Well here's your chance! We're giving away three signed copies of the great new British thriller, The Rise And Fall Of A White Collar Hooligan! THE INFO... ![]() Soccer hooliganism explodes into the world of white-collar crime head on as two recently reunited footie friends find themselves way out of their league in this hard-hitting compelling British crime-thriller – based on a true story - from the producers of “The Last Seven” and “Elfie Hopkins”. Written and directed by Paul Tanter (creator of “Jack Says” trilogy), produced by Jonathan Sothcott (Elfie Hopkins; Devil’s Playground) and starring Nick Nevern (Demons Never Die; Terry), Ricci Harnett (Rise Of The Footsoldier; 28 Days Later) and Simon Phillips (Airborne). Unemployed and desperately seeking work, Mike Jacobs bumps into an old friend, Eddie Hill, during a post-match riot and arranges to hook up for a drink later that evening. Fortuitously, Ed’s got a business opportunity for Mike – working as a courier, cash-in-hand, no questions asked. Concerned that he might be getting involved in drug dealing, Mike’s somewhat relieved to learn that Ed’s scam involves credit card fraud and the only victims as far as they are concerned are the banks. What Mike doesn’t know is Ed is in the pocket of notorious London gangster whose choice of crime may have changed but whose methods certainly haven’t. Seduced by the money, drugs women and new life his new career delivers, Mike ignores the warning signs and, with circumstances spiralling way out of control, is eventually forced to make a life-changing decision, the repercussions of which will affect everyone close to him. It’s a tautly-scripted scripted thriller that, perhaps for the first time, addresses the realities of what happens when what was once perceived as “victimless” white-collar crime becomes the domain of thugs and gangsters. And, much like “The Firm” and “The Devil’s Advocate”, it’s also the story of an easily-identifiable everyman who genuinely wants to do the right thing but, thanks to temptation, finds himself in too deep with no easy way out. The first release from Chata Pictures (formed by the producers of “The Last Seven” and “Elfie Hopkins”), the film also features a riveting lead performance by rising star, Nick Nevern. TO WIN.... Britain this, Britain that. With the Olympics, the footie and the Queen, everyone's been talking about good ol' Britiain (or great Britian if you like). Sooo let's have a bit of fun. All you have to do is spoof this film and come up with a very short snappy plot of your own based upon something quintessiantlly British. From the Royal Family, politicians to famous Brit celebs - Who would make the weirdest hooligan/s and why would they be hooligans? Share your thoughts and have some fun! The three funniest entries will be selected on Sunday and they'll each win this brilliant exclusive prize! That's it! Good luck, Kyle ![]()
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Not British enough unfortunately,cool comp though ![]() |
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![]() Make something up, Sawyer - the sillier the better ![]()
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Meet Harry,former Quidditch champion.Harry was banned from the championship for being violent .Furious and revengful he joins The Deatheater gang and start boycotting the tournament by stealing The Golden Snitch at first and then by setting the stages on fire .Will he ever realise his evil deeds or continue his destructive plan?
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"Don't call me Dave" David Jason and Nicolas Lyndhurst have fallen on bad times - with the passing of John Sullivan meaning no chance of a new ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES series, the pair decides to assume the identity of their alter egos, the Trotter brothers, and starts trading hookey gear at the market in Peckham. Unbeknownst to the pair of mild-mannered actors the market has become overrun by the criminal underworld and the stalls themselves merely a front for some nasty business. In no time their stall is turned over and they are both kicked to death's door before being rushed to hospital. The younger "brother" hangs on in for dear life but David does not survive. Fully recovered, Nicholas leaves hospital and returns home to the leafy suburb where his once stately-looking detached home has been reduced to a charred mess. A note pinned to his gatepost informs him that his wife has left him. With hatred in his eyes and vengeance in his heart, the one-time plonker heads back to Pechman and plans to conquer. Tooled up with a spiked bat and selection of molotov cocktails, Rodders plans to take down his rivals one stall at a time... |
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Bend it like Beckham David and Victoria Beckham had been trying for years to have kids with no success! The doctors couldn't give them any suggestions and said it was hopeless but when David discovered his penis could be bent in any direction and into any shape....well the rest is history. 20 years have past and his kids are grown up and trying to step out of their dads shadow, they form a gang called Down with Pants recruiting Will Smiths kids and Suri Cruise and go on a rampage around the streets of L.A. With broken bottles and home made chibs, these kids have a chip on their shoulder (good ole British chip, none of this potato chip nonsense!!!)
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![]() Prince Carbuncle The heir to the throne, Prince Charles, finally snaps after seeing a new monstrous building erected in London, another of what he calls 'carbuncles'. With madness in his mind he steals a crane and wrecking ball and starts indiscriminately knocking down buildings in London. But, being the Prince and possible future King of England, do the police have the authority to stop him? Instead, they appeal to the Queen who gets into her Queenie Super Vehicle and sets out to end the reign of terror of her insane son. This film is groundbreaking in that it takes 3D to a whole new level by utilising a revolutionary 4D process that not only allows you to watch the film but you can also see into parallel universes, which means the film is entirely different every time you watch it.
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Sadly there can only be three winners so Well done to Paul@LoveLockAndLoad, Darthelvis and Daemonia! Sawyer, I'll see if I can send you an unsigned copy of the film just for taking part ![]()
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Wow, thanks Kyle. Well done to the others too! ![]() |
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