Guessing upcoming Arrow Video releases 2013

[fuzzymctiger]

Originally Posted by Criterion7

As for the teasers issue. I enjoy those and think its a fun way to promote the dvds rather than some stale announcement.

As for the probable erotica...its a waste. Arrow Video has been going in a different direction that I do not like that much.

Slasher, giallo, western, blaxploitation I think fits the logo but erotica not so much.

I agree. I don't mind them putting it under Arrow films instead of video, but it just doesn't fit.

That's why I'm going to collect Scream Factory releases, because they are almost all horror. And that's also why I'm not collecting Shameless, Because they have a large amount of erotica.

See, I will probably never have a complete Arrow collection, at least not until I'm 18, because titles like Caligula, Pervert, Bare Behind Bars, and the Metzger titles wouldn't go down well in my household.

[Hawkmonger]

Get yourself some home made certificates Fuzzy-kun!
Caligula to phallic? No problem! Just slap a 15 on there! Score to gay? So's Top Gun! Slap a 12 on there! Footprints to medium rare? Put a 12....oh, yeah, co's Shameless have to put trailers on everything. Tossers, costing me a fortune in paper!

[fuzzymctiger]

Originally Posted by Hawkmonger

Get yourself some home made certificates Fuzzy-kun!
Caligula to phallic? No problem! Just slap a 15 on there! Score to gay? So's Top Gun! Slap a 12 on there! Footprints to medium rare? Put a 12....oh, yeah, co's Shameless have to put trailers on everything. Tossers, costing me a fortune in paper!

Oh no, it's definitely not the certificates, as I have heaps of 18's.

It's just that the tv I watch my stuff on is pretty open, and the parents do nt approve of sex in movies

[fuzzymctiger]

Originally Posted by Hawkmonger

Get yourself some home made certificates Fuzzy-kun!
Caligula to phallic? No problem! Just slap a 15 on there! Score to gay? So's Top Gun! Slap a 12 on there! Footprints to medium rare? Put a 12....oh, yeah, co's Shameless have to put trailers on everything. Tossers, costing me a fortune in paper!

Also, I actually had a good laugh with the parents about the fact that all they're discs are 18 because of the New York Ripper trailer

[Hawkmonger]

Originally Posted by fuzzymctiger

Also, I actually had a good laugh with the parents about the fact that all they're discs are 18 because of the New York Ripper trailer

That peeves me off no end, my parents are firm believers that violence in films affects people mental health (well, my mother more so than my step father, he's kinda OK with it) evn though i've nerver had any phycopaphic tendencies. What's that little ear smurf? No, I don't want to watch The Prisoner, i'll put some Cowboy Bebop on instead. Yes, I know you don't like the Ed episodes little ear smurf but we can skip over those...what's that? Oh, i'm not typing that you dirty little thing you!

Also, I can never understand why people complain about sex in films. So violence is OK, yet the most natural process in the mamalian life cycle is not? Screw that! I find it even more bizzare that my mother is a midwife and she abores sex in films, claiming it 'objectives women'...erm, unless is lesbian (which there is tota's nothing wrong with btw! I'm looking at you SuziG!) it must also objectify men by the same law. What BS is this I say! It's freaking natural! AAAARGGGHH! NERD RAGE!!!!

[Susan Foreman]

Originally Posted by ReturnToZero

Why spend time on money on "erotica" when you can watch porn for free?

Originally Posted by Prince_Vajda

Erotica are healthy, porn movies aren't.

What's the difference between 'erotic' and 'porn'?

In 'erotic', you just use a feather. In 'porn', you use the whole chicken!

*Note - Remember, I have 'knowledge' of porn films! (Disclaimer - no animals were EVER used)

**Note 2 - Gets ready for lots of animal-related porn posts. Who's going to be the first to reference Pedro?

[fuzzymctiger]

Originally Posted by Hawkmonger

That peeves me off no end, my parents are firm believers that violence in films affects people mental health (well, my mother more so than my step father, he's kinda OK with it) evn though i've nerver had any phycopaphic tendencies. What's that little ear smurf? No, I don't want to watch The Prisoner, i'll put some Cowboy Bebop on instead. Yes, I know you don't like the Ed episodes little ear smurf but we can skip over those...what's that? Oh, i'm not typing that you dirty little thing you!

Also, I can never understand why people complain about sex in films. So violence is OK, yet the most natural process in the mamalian life cycle is not? Screw that! I find it even more bizzare that my mother is a midwife and she abores sex in films, claiming it 'objectives women'...erm, unless is lesbian (which there is tota's nothing wrong with btw! I'm looking at you SuziG!) it must also objectify men by the same law. What BS is this I say! It's freaking natural! AAAARGGGHH! NERD RAGE!!!!

DON'T LIKE ED EPISODES!?? SATANIST!!!

But yeah, i think it's because my parents know I have an understanding of special effects, and know violence is fake, where as sex in film is pretty realistic

[Susan Foreman]

Originally Posted by Hawkmonger

Screw that! I find it even more bizzare that my mother is a midwife and she abores sex in films, claiming it 'objectives women'...erm, unless is lesbian (which there is tota's nothing wrong with btw! I'm looking at you SuziG!)

* Nods, and raises glass in your direction

[Hawkmonger]

Originally Posted by fuzzymctiger

DON'T LIKE ED EPISODES!?? SATANIST!!!

But yeah, i think it's because my parents know I have an understanding of special effects, and know violence is fake, where as sex in film is pretty realistic

Clearly your parents have never seen The Room. A man should never insurt his penis into a womans belly button. Orgasm, you are doing it wrong!

And btw, little ear smurf says you suck egg's for liking Ed episodes. Not my opinion, trlolololol.

[fuzzymctiger]

Originally Posted by Hawkmonger

Clearly your parents have never seen The Room. A man should never insurt his penis into a womans belly button. Orgasm, you are doing it wrong!

And btw, little ear smurf says you suck egg's for liking Ed episodes. Not my opinion, trlolololol.

Good god, I really need to see The Room. I love the flower shop bit.

I suck eggs huh? Well tell your ear smurf that he can suck MY eggs!