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21st January 2017, 06:08 PM
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 WIN THE CHURCH DVD! Fancy winning a copy of Shameless's fantastic restoration of THE CHURCH on DVD? This often neglected gem of Italian horror cinema directed by Argento protege Michele Soavi was originally released in the dying part of Italy's golden horror boom,the eighties. Atmospheric and often visually stunning,if you've never seen it before,you're in for a treat.If you have seen it,then it's time to revisit....just make sure you go to confession afterwards...... All you have to do to win this disc is come up with an amusing tagline for the film. The tagline that gives me a chuckle,wins.As simple as that! You still here? What you waiting for? COME ON DOWN AND TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT YOU COULD HAVE WON! 
__________________  Teddy, I'm a Scotch drinker - you know that. I just have the occasional brandy when I'm not drinking. |
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#2
21st January 2017, 06:13 PM
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| The Church...........Pray you never have to see it...
__________________ Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much..  |
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22nd January 2017, 12:52 AM
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#4
22nd January 2017, 10:40 AM
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| Worship behooves you. Abase yourself, inside...The Church. The Reaper Man@Cult Labs likes this. |
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23rd January 2017, 07:05 PM
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Get a tagline up then! COME ON PEOPLW-WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CREATIVENESS THAT USED TO BE ON HERE? Closing day is Friday. Inspector Abberline likes this.
__________________ Teddy, I'm a Scotch drinker - you know that. I just have the occasional brandy when I'm not drinking. |
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#6
23rd January 2017, 07:17 PM
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"The Church. Not one of the sequels to 'Demons'...honest"
The Reaper Man@Cult Labs and Inspector Abberline like this.
__________________ People try to put us down Just because we get around Golly, Gee! it's wrong to be so guilty |
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#7
23rd January 2017, 07:19 PM
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| The Church...Go see the film that even God cannot forgive.... The Reaper Man@Cult Labs likes this.
__________________ Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.. |
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#8
23rd January 2017, 07:43 PM
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The film that prepares you for burning in hell.
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23rd January 2017, 08:03 PM
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Just keep reminding yourself Its only a film What could be worse The Reaper Man@Cult Labs likes this. |
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#10
23rd January 2017, 08:16 PM
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The Church- It'll smash your brain like the front of a train. (Ahem, thats a reference to one of the death scenes)
__________________  MIKE: I've got it! Peter Cushing! We've got to drive a stake through his heart! VYVYAN: Great! I'll get the car! NEIL: I'll get a cushion. |
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