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Bait - surprisingly decent shark-in-a-flooded-supermarket flick from Australia. Very well made, genuinely tense, and tremendous fun all around. Pretty much all the cast seem to have been in "Home And Away" at some point! Jersey Shore Shark Attack - very witty SyFy channel comedy horror taking the piss out of Jersey Shore. Good script and often laugh-out-aloud funny. 13 Hrs - shoddy British monster flick that nevertheless passes the time. Extremely familiar and derivative and thoroughly predictable. Clumsily made, with some shocking acting. |
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Easily the worst zombie film I've personally sat through, in all honesty I found the whole thing so crudely made and joyless it might just be in my top 10 least favourite films from now on. At least similarly no-budget fare from Lenzi and Batzelli have some camp value.
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I thought Bloodbath at the House of Death was painful... What's the John Carpenter like ?
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