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DRIVE IN MASSACRE – Some murders are happening down at the drive in. Who is the culprit? Could it be the drive in's slimy owner, who resembles Anton LaVey in a car coat? Could it be the janitor with the weird hat? How about the man who lives in a room made of porn? Things are getting serious, so two rubbish detectives are drafted in. They go around talking to each other, and to others. Erm, that's it, really. 'Drive In Massacre' pretty much redefines 'ropey' for those looking for exploitation era greasiness. Now, as far as bad movie status goes, it's not in the video supermax under armed guard, unlike, say, 'A Night to Dismember'. It doesn't totally violate every cinematic expectation. It is, however, very creaky and quite woefully put together. Aside from a couple of gory killings near the beginning, not a whole lot happens in the horror stakes, so I don't imagine the casual viewer's interest will be held. Those with an eye for weirdo eccentricities will find enough to keep themselves occupied, however. From the 'electronic' soundtrack, done on a shit keyboard but still somehow managing to sound like something by Suicide at points, to the badly edited shots of ugly people shouting and partially forgetting their lines to the revelation that the already arbitrary seeming 'climax' is a complete red herring, 'Drive In Massacre' won't really disappoint those in search of nuggets of shite. Admittedly, that's not everyone. Journalistic caution means that I can only recommend 'Drive In Massacre' to myself with a clear conscience. 88 Films have at least given me and fellow sufferers an excuse to retire the old Vipco edition with their excellent blu-ray, which thankfully accentuates the visual rot at the heart of this film.
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Bad Moms (2016) *** out of ***** Prince of Darkness (1987) ***1/2 out of *****
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The Devil's Woods (2015) A group of four friends trying to repair their strained relationships decide to spend the weekend camping at a music festival. En route they stop off at a small town in the middle of rural Ireland and then find a nearby spot in the woods in which to camp en'route to the festival. In a way there's nothing new to see in this ultra low budget Irish horror, however i really enjoyed it. Director Anthony White basically seems to have a camera and a cast of four for much of this film yet it works really well. It helps that the friends all come over as likable and the dialogue totally natural and at times really funny whilst never feeling forced or scripted, and a pace that allows the characters to build and not seem so throw away as is the case with many of these films. Much credit must go to actors Stephen Cromwell, Danielle Keaney, Daniel Mahony and Caoimhe Cassidy, who with a bit of luck will go on to greater things in the future. There's an air of unease which develops as the films slender 70 minutes gather pace, idle chatter which could have been awful actually feels invigorating thanks to White's innovative camera work and an ambient soundtrack from a band called Stillroom which is lovely and sinister. Of course a horror film can't be about four friends who go camping and all come home happy ever after. From the off there are hints at what is to come with Occult themes and symbolism throughout and even a few homages to films like The Wicker Man and The Blair Witch Project. However i won't spoil anything here. I'm sure some will hate The Devil's Woods but i thought it a terrific example of no-budget horror and an ideal Halloween viewing. |
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