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Way Of The Wicked (Kevin Carraway) The cover promised a smile or two. Sadly this rather bland little film reneged on that. If you want an oddity starring Christian Slater Final Rites is far betterer Logan's War: Bound by Honour Chuck has a nephew who can sense dangerous events ahead of time. Pre cog by any other name ...here tis a "gift from gawd". Godawful more like. Schmaltzy to the nth degree (Danielle Steele levels!!! Danger Danger etc ) Don't worry there is kicking and stuff.
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Hot Fantasies (1982, Joseph Braumstein) Well it starts like one of Jess' What with a wanking witch and that ... Il report back later ( insert pun here)
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So last night me and my mates took a nostalgia trip with Jumanji. The plot starts with a child finding a board game in a construction site after getting beaten up. he plays the game with a friend and gets sucked up into the game. 26 years 2 more kids find the game and free the child from the game (now a man). what entails is the characters trying to finish the game so everything goes back to normal. It was one of my favourite films when I was a kid. Watching it now there is only 2 reasons to watch it Robin Williams and Jonathan Hyde as Van Pelt. The CGI looks badly dated. but it is a good laugh. 7/10 for nostalgia.
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Saw Guardians of the Galaxy 2 at the cinema today. Pretty good; probably not quite as good as the first but still pretty solid for the most part, and still the only series within these endless comic book movies I find particularly appealing. Kurt Russell was great, and I was happy to see Karen Gillan getting a bigger role too (and even some quasi-redemption for her character as well). Entertaining. |
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Think I might take my sons to watch this over the weekend
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just finished Arachnoquake. Earthquakes around New Orleans bring around a new species of spider and a ragtag group of people try to survive the onslaught of fire breathing spiders (that's right these things breathe fire like they are dragons). As with most schlock from Syfy: crappy CGI, ridiculous story and terrible characters. this one has Edward Furlong, who acts terribly in this and cannot save the awful writing. 6/10 for fire breathing spiders.
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OR Black Candles (Jose Larraz, 1982) Nothing like the woozy, sickly Vampyres either!! More like a stray episode of Hammer House Of Horror that had been sponsored by Sidair A lot of shagging and some bestiality, with some cod philosophy thrown in for good measure. Argh! Franco would (and did?) have made it messier Hey ho. Tonight!! Touch Of Death
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