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Renfield (2023, Chris McKay) Cage is the best thing in this farrago tbh. That and the Universal footage used to establish their characters. 90 minutes, and it dragged. The plot is a lot of therapy speak, only brightened by Cage's performance, which isn't as hammy as you would expect.
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Over the last few months, reviews from various quarters have popped up on the Labs for that 'Friday The 13th Parts 1-8' boxset, so when I saw it going cheap I thought "what the heck, haven't seen 'em in yonks." So last Sunday / Mon I binged all of them back to back, only taking a breather overnight. I was actually quite impressed that I still had it in me to watch that many in a row. Anyway, all that aside, allow me to produce the results of my investigation, beginning with: FRIDAY THE 13TH – The start of it all. After decades of gimmickry and one-upmanship, many of the first wave slashers seem nondescript these days; it’s hard to imagine a time when all you needed was a few traumatised college kids and an anniversary. ‘Friday The 13th’ is as bare-bones as they come, but what impresses now is the dead straightness. This is from before all the weird detours and played-for-laughs that arrived later in the series, just a very basic horror story with its heart clearly in the darkness of the previous decade’s grindhouse. Aside from the “You’re all doomed” guy, there’s very little to laugh at. The accent is on dread, not cheese. Young Americans get slaughtered like it’s not funny. Even if it takes a while, even if the kills are not high grand guignol (sorry Tom, not these days), even if it all feels a bit flimsy and we’ve seen some of its peers do it better, there’s still the shift in atmosphere that comes with the second half. The rainswept / blustery / storm lashed finale seems as if it might have been a staple of the series as a whole, but this must be its most claustrophobic instantiation. There’s a feeling of something closing in, of the inevitability of death, the inescapable annihilating presence. “You’re all doomed,” after all. Dread, not cheese. Betsy Palmer is terrifying, flashing those teeth. There’s the brilliance of that final shock. Don’t get me wrong, I prefer the series when it hits peak silliness. But there’s something to be said for deadly serious. I still find the shot of Adrienne King’s face as it fades out into the lake at the end eerie in a way I can’t really explain. Friday The 13th Part 2 – This is not my favourite sequel. I’ll give it, or Steve Miner, credit for a certain wit, and for crafting a few sequences and images that hit me in a certain way… the mummified head that sits surrounded by candles atop its flickering shrine, for example. That one always revs me up. “Why can’t the rest of the film be as good?” I ask myself, pointlessly. Because the meat of it is more of a competent run-through than the inspired shockfest I wanted. It’s a victim of its time more than anything. The first one had been a success, the audience wanted more product, but even though the slasher boom had peaked, the formula had not yet escaped its own critical mass. This one feels a bit like everything else on the market from around the time. Jason needed a gimmick – he’d get a few of those, fast, but here he’s just a murderous guy. Even the one from ‘The Final Exam’ had a green coat. I’m being unfair, we do get to see him in a ‘Dark Night Of The Scarecrow’ rip-off bag and we catch a glimpse of freakface. None of this would matter that much if it didn’t take so long to get going. Like the first, it’s serious, but adds ponderousness to the equation. Bad move. I like slow, I like atmosphere, but ‘Part 2’ needed something heavier than it offers. Shame really. For me, it's the least of the lot. And it’s not bad, in some ways it’s quite satisfying, but it’s just average. My opinion might be marginal as some hold this one in higher regard than the original. The strange thing about ‘Part 1’ and ‘Part 2’ is that, particularly in the case of ‘Part 2’, they’re such typical slashers that they’re the least typical ‘Fridays’. |
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God Of Gamblers Chow Yun Fat is the greatest Gambler around however after an accident caused by Andy Lau, he ends up childlike and ends up being looked after and used by Lau, his friend & girlfriend. However, he still has his gambling skills and seeing as they are Gamblers too, they use him. Whilst a little too long for my liking, it is an enjoyable Film with some great Action Scenes (The construction scene) and some humor as well (Keeps on banging his head) That song was annoying though (Sounded like Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head) Who Framed Roger Rabbit Mix of Live Action and Animation which sees a Cartoon get framed for Murder and Private Eye played by Bob Hoskins helps him prove his innocence. Certainly an interesting concept and there were some excellent cameos involving Dumbo, Daffy Duck and Donald Duck. I didn't mind it but didn't love it. I do wonder why Disney released this under the Touchstone Banner but I'm guessing that back in 1989, characters like Jessica Rabbit didn't fit the Disney Label. Alien Intruder A P/M Entertainment Film but instead of their usual Martial Art type Film, they went with a Sci-Fi/Space theme. Set in the then futuristic 2022, 4 Prisoners are sent into Space to retrieve a Spaceship who's crew killed each other. Over the weekends, they are put in Suspended Animation in which their fantasies are realized. However a Female Alien/A.I infiltrates their fantasies and turns them against each other. Billy Dee Williams is the major star in this Film. I saw the Trailer on a few VHS Rentals back in 93-94 and I eventually found the DVD (In a Prism Box Set) and today I eventually watched it. P/M are really good at explosions, car chases, crashes and shootouts but they aren't good at Sci-Fi F/X (Even by 93 standards) and TBH this wasn't their greatest effort, whilst I appreciate that they tried something new but they should have stuck to the areas they are good at. |
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Ironheart. Robert Clouse. 1992. L.A. cop John Keem travels up to Portland when his former partner is murdered. Upon investigating Keem uncovers a missings persons case connected to a black market arms dealer posing as a shipping magnate. One of the many early 90s martial arts thrillers that seemed to flood the market around that time, this is a lower tier actioner starring Britton K.Lee, an actor I've never heard of as L.A. cop and convenient martial arts expert John Keem. The film is marketed off the back of Bolo Yueng's name, being he's a far better known martial arts star. Whether this one ever saw a cinema release I don't know but it does have the somewhat underplayed merit of being helmed by Enter the Dragon director Robert Clouse. In fact it appears to have been his last film before his death. I rather enjoyed this admittedly easy watch. The second half does become more amateurish and absurd but by then I was invested enough not to care. Clouse cleverly makes all his villains sneering pantomime ultra evil types so the one dimensional John Keem automatically becomes a more likeable lead. It's a great shame 101's blu ray features such an awful audio presentation with dreadful background hiss all the way through. Still an entertaining enough watch for when you just fancy some simple early 90s kickarsery. Last edited by J Harker; 7th May 2023 at 10:59 PM. |
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Easily the best thing Marvel have done in many a year, when Rocket is injured his friends set out to save him , which sets a collision course with his past and the insane and totally unlikable High Evolutionary. What you come to expect from a guardians film , lots of humour , a great soundtrack and a fun time, the guardians film have always been my favourite , think it's too do with how fun they are and unlike a lot of marvel films especially the later ones , no beating you across the head with agenda's. As much as enjoyed it , I think it's the time they should give it a rest for a couple of years , people are suffering from superhero fatigue which is probably true if the showing i went to see is anything to go by, the cinema was quite empty but when I saw Evil dead rise that was busy even though both Fridays at roughly same times. |
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