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Saw Mission: Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One at the cinema today. It was... okay. There were some great sequences - the extended car chase was probably the highlight - and it was fun to have Kittridge back from the first one but the story wasn't that compelling, I was pretty pissed off by one story development and bugger me it's looooooooooooooooooooooooooong. There comes a point where you're like "Okay, I'm ready for this to end now. I'd like to pee, and my dog at home would probably like to as well". Overall not bad - a major win for modern cinema - and maybe I'll like it more second time watched at home (I did Fallout... maybe I'm just over going to the cinema, I dunno) but the first film and Rogue Nation are still my favourites of the series.
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The Cottage (2008) A comedy thriller about a kidnapping of a gangster's stepdaughter (Jennifer Ellison) by two inept crooks (Andy Serkis and Reece Shearsmith) whose plan quickly goes pear shaped when they take her to a cottage in the woods and find everything is not as it's seems. So much fun, Ellison certainly has a way with words as the 'swear-o'meter' in the extras proves, and there's no wonder the way Shearsmith bumbles about, in fact there are several laugh out loud moments. It's when the film takes a surprising U-turn that the horror and strong gore kick in as the film suddenly becomes a backwoods slasher in the tradition of Wrong Turn (2003) and Hatchet (2006) with a few surprising shocks in store. Despite being both anarchic and absurd The Cottage is still a fine example of a British horror comedy. |
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Because the plot is fairly complex and involves characters who are intent on crossing and doublecrossing each other, and perhaps an unreliable narrator, I think I was able to relax and go with the flow when I saw it the second time, whereas the first viewing involved a lot of concentration in order to keep up with the narrative, plot points, and the characters' perturbations. It's not quite the same, but I would compare it favourably to Salt, the Phillip Noyce film that should have launched a series of spy thrillers with Angelina Jolie.
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The Substitute 4: Failure Is Not A Option. 2001. The Late Treat Williams returns as former soldier now mercenary and goes undercover as a history teacher in a military academy where tough colonel Patrick Kilpatrick is recruiting some students for his own branch called "Werewolves" and teaching Neo-Nazism. Bill Nunn is the former soldier now gardener who seems to have a mental issue after serving and Tim Ambell as the fight instructor who seems to know more than what is going on. This is not the best film in the franchise and at least the makers stopped, the acting is decent and Angie Everhart does get her kit off more than once, Simon Rhee who stars as the extra Werewolves colonel choreographed the fight scenes and made them look realistic but the plot itself seems to change from white supremacy to someone just creating their own squadron just for the heck of doing so, even the exploding of a building is laughable with the effects. Substitute_4.jpg
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Legend Fantasy Movie which sees Tim Curry send the world into darkness and it's up to Tom Cruise and Mia Sara to save the day. I found this to be very boring but apparently this Film flopping caused Tom Cruise to take the Top Gun role. Small mercies. Spy Next Door Jackie Chan is a retired Spy who looks after his Girlfriend's unruly Children but a enemy escapes from custody and goes after them. It's a plot that we've seen before but it has it's moments especially the Villain's henchman purchasing him the most ridiculous outfits. Crocodile Dundee II Mick Dundee is back and this time he has to save Sue from Drug Dealers. In order to protect her, they go back to the Australian Outback. Very fun and easy to watch Sequel with some excellent humor especially him talking to a suicidal man on a ledge. Don't get why this was rated PG though. |
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I meant why wasn't it a 15, the original was a 15, I believe that was mainly for swearing and the knife scenes like the sequel.
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