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![]() Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) Alas, despite having a fine cast including Christian Slater, Steve Buscemi, Debbie Harry and Julianne Moore the film doesn't really cut it compared to the more celebrated likes of Creepshow and the many Amicus anthologies of the 70's. It begins well with the excellent killer mummy on the loose, first segment, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Lot 249, with it's glorious cast of Slater, Buscemi and Moore and it does deliver with it's dusty chills but the other two tales are lacking a little. The main thing i took from second story The Cat From Hell is how it must have persuaded Tim Burton to cast William Hickey as Doctor Finkelstein, the wheelchair bound mad scientist in A Nightmare Before Christmas because it's exactly how he is here. Wheelchair bound and cackling. The third segment Lover's Vow stars James Remar as a struggling artist who unwittingly falls for a girl he meets in a back alleyway, as played by the always decent Rae Dawn Chong, who turns out to be a demon. The wrap-a-round story starring Debbie Harry is ****ing tragic. There are some pretty cool late 80's style gore FX courtesy of the ever reliable guys that had just formed the fledgling KNB EFX Group but the majority of the film lacks that sprinkle of magic that the best anthologies have. I do admit i'd probably have rated this higher had my dvd from Prism Leisure not looked so dark and crap. |
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![]() Zoltan Hound of Dracula (1978) Wow, i'd forgotten much of what takes place here. A film that is so staggeringly offbeat. Only it's opening scenes where Zoltan revives his master by pulling a stake out of him and together they go off searching for the last descendant of Dracula bare any resemblance to anything approaching a Dracula movie. The remainder of the the film, as in the next hour and fifteen minutes involves Zoltan and his master (Reggie Nalder) in what can only be described as a backwoods action film where campers are attacked by dogs. I should add that it's also a hell of a lot of fun. Think The Hills Have Eyes but with dogs and that's pretty much the entire movie. I should mention Zoltan himself who is a Dobermann with false fangs stuck on the side of his mouth and in truth never looks like a killer dog. At one point i did think there was a rather sadistic scene where Zoltan kills a puppy for no reason but thankfully that wasn't the case as he turned the puppy which in turn gave us the brilliantly original sequence with a vampire puppy bursting out of the ground. What's equally brilliant is that Zoltan has his own doggy coffin to sleep in. That's just awesome. Zoltan Hound of Dracula is silly but great fun and i hope StudioCanal release it as part of their Cult Classics line with a tacky slip cover, art cards and a commentary by Kim Newman. Seriously, just take my money, it's yours. |
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![]() It would probably be an interesting experiment to swap discs and watch Cat From Hell as a part of Creepshow 2. I'm guessing that it would have come after The Raft and before The Hitch-hiker. btw I have the Darkside movie on a Scandinavian dvd and that also looks terrible!
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![]() Reap the Wild Wind (1942) If after the first hour of this romantic melodrama featuring socialite tea parties, a couple of bland fist fights and Ray Milland's ventriloquism act with his dog you'd said that the second half would see the entire cast charged with wrecking ships, piracy and murder before John Wayne gets killed by a giant squid in the hull of a wrecked ship then i'd have thought you were crazy. So there you go. I'd only seen this once previously and it was so long ago i'd forgotten all about it, especially that dramatic final third. A fine cast of Wayne, Milland, Paulette Goddard (Absolutely everything that happens in this film is her fault), Robert Preston, Susan Hayward and Raymond Massey keep the lengthy talky early scenes more than watchable. Directed by Cecil B. DeMille, the legend behind the camera of Cleopatra, Samson and Delilah and The Ten Commandments, this is a Technicolor epic even if it isn't quite in the same league as those three. This definitely needs me to upgrade to Blu-ray. |
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