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![]() Or 1. Tell her they're trades from Shameless ![]() 2.Set up a second bank account,get the statements sent to your folks house 3.Tell her your hours at work have been reduced and get your boss to pay a portion of your salary into the secret bank account. ![]() 4.Tell her you'll use the extra time you have on your hands looking for a part time job-thus covering the fact that you're out the house for the same amount of time.... 5.Have a good solicitor waiting in the wings,in case this all goes tits up and you find yourself being dragged through the divorce courts,with her entitled to half your collection...... ![]()
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Was in my local video store last night for a "browse" and came away with: Talledaga nights-will ferrell comedy-£1.99 Keeping mum-british comedy starring rowan atkinson-£1.99 Exorcism- boulevard release of a 12 cert devil movie.dont bode well.-£1.95,new. Shark in venice- another classic from nu image.Watched last night....pants!-£3.99 A tenner well spent? ![]() |
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I saw SHARK IN VENICE over the Christmas break - awful, unintentially hilarious flick. Definitely worth 90 mins of anyone's time. ![]() |
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I'm lucky at the moment regarding the missus as due to me being pretty successful winning the Shameless comps,the odd crafty purchase can be passed off as another win. ![]() Last edited by mark meakin; 7th January 2009 at 01:58 PM. |
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Tell you what Cloud I'll stick MBV on Ebay £4.99......plus £14.99 P & P like the other rip-off merchants ! ![]() |
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![]() ![]() ![]() That's brilliant mate! Luckily for me, I don't have a missus problem! But a student problem; DVDs or food? Mmm. Not a tough choice really! ![]()
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Buy some DVD'S and eat the one's you didn't like. That will solve your problem. They taste lovely with a dollop of tomato sauce. ![]() |
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Thanks for the tip Loops. I'll have to give that a try. Hopefully the shit ones will taste better than they look. Oh, well, they probs taste a hell of a lot better than the ready meals I live off :P
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My 2nd and final offer, £6 and you cover postage costs... Deal?
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