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Or 1. Tell her they're trades from Shameless 2.Set up a second bank account,get the statements sent to your folks house 3.Tell her your hours at work have been reduced and get your boss to pay a portion of your salary into the secret bank account. 4.Tell her you'll use the extra time you have on your hands looking for a part time job-thus covering the fact that you're out the house for the same amount of time.... 5.Have a good solicitor waiting in the wings,in case this all goes tits up and you find yourself being dragged through the divorce courts,with her entitled to half your collection......
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Was in my local video store last night for a "browse" and came away with: Talledaga nights-will ferrell comedy-£1.99 Keeping mum-british comedy starring rowan atkinson-£1.99 Exorcism- boulevard release of a 12 cert devil movie.dont bode well.-£1.95,new. Shark in venice- another classic from nu image.Watched last night....pants!-£3.99 A tenner well spent? |
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I saw SHARK IN VENICE over the Christmas break - awful, unintentially hilarious flick. Definitely worth 90 mins of anyone's time. |
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Naturally a polite refusal is called for. ***K OFF !..I agree that the 8 movie Hammer set is excellent with nice uncut prints including Curse Of The Werewolf.I also have the Val Lewton Collection with the excellent Isle Of The Dead & The Bodysnatchers (Uncut unlike our tv screenings)BTW My Bloody Valentine is a must own for slasher fans.Even if the missing footage of Friday 13th Pt 2 was found & restored tomorrow it's unlikely to match the brutality of this film.Now it lives up to its title !.Hopefully the remake will be half decent.
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I'm lucky at the moment regarding the missus as due to me being pretty successful winning the Shameless comps,the odd crafty purchase can be passed off as another win..My wife does not know a fractionj of the films I own so they're easy to hide on my shelf.The paper shredder also comes in handy for the bank statements I get to first.
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Tell you what Cloud I'll stick MBV on Ebay £4.99......plus £14.99 P & P like the other rip-off merchants ! |
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That's brilliant mate! Luckily for me, I don't have a missus problem! But a student problem; DVDs or food? Mmm. Not a tough choice really!
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Buy some DVD'S and eat the one's you didn't like. That will solve your problem. They taste lovely with a dollop of tomato sauce. |
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Thanks for the tip Loops. I'll have to give that a try. Hopefully the shit ones will taste better than they look. Oh, well, they probs taste a hell of a lot better than the ready meals I live off :P
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My 2nd and final offer, £6 and you cover postage costs... Deal?
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