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Chasing Amy Banky Edwards: All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'. Banky Edwards: [to Alyssa] Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time? Jay: You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money." Alyssa: ****ing is not limited to penetration, Banky. For me it describes any sex, when it's not totally about love. I don't love Kim, but I'll **** her. I'm sure you don't love every girl you sleep with. Banky Edwards: Some of them I downright loathe. Comic Book Writer #1: I don't know. I love Chow Yun Fat. I just don't see him playing Batman |
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Kevin Smiths writing is so good you could have just a Kevin Smith Quotes Thread on its own. Keep them coming they are just so DAM GOOD.
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Bugger! I was going to do the Jaws "Indianapolis" quote next. |
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Im just jealous because im not creative enough brighten up my lifeless posts
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So its a battle of wits eh quickest on the draw eh that what your askin for eh. Sorry about that think i have posted enough quotes for one night even a month by the looks of it.
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Mallrats Brodie: After all he's done to you, you should still kinda stick it to him. T.S. Quint: How do you propose I do that? Brodie: You stinkpalm him. T.S. Quint: Stinkpalm? Brodie: You take your hand and stick it in your ass like this. You been walkin' all day and you're nervous, so no doubt you'll be sweaty as hell. T.S. Quint: You should see yourself right now, a grown man with his hand down his pants. Brodie: Yeah i probably look like my old man. So you shake hands with the guy, "Hello Mr. Svenning how have you been?" T.S. Quint: Whats the point? Brodie: You know how long it takes for that smell to come off? Scrub all you want, it'll stick around for at least two days. How does he explain it to his colleagues and family? They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly. T.S. Quint: Meanwhile you yourself are left with a hand that smells like shit. Brodie: Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies. |
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This thread is the kind, that on days when you feel bored, down etc. You can just come on here, read a few pages and be cheered up in no time.
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