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[Nordicdusk]

I love Captain Spaulding in both movies. I know they are not that popular round these parts but i really like the two movies.

[Splatterdragon73]

Rolling Thunder:

Major Charles Rane:"I've found them."
Sargeant Johnny Vohden:"Who?"
Major Charles Rane:"The men who killed my son."
Sargeant Johnny Vohden:"I'll just get my gear."

Blade:

Blade:"Some motherf****** are always tryin' to ice skate uphill."

The Glimmer Man:

Mr. Smith:"There'd be nothing....then a glimmer....and then you're dead."

Eraser:

U.S. Marshal Robert Deguerin:"I wanna see his face all over this windshield."

Fist Of Fury:

Chen Zhen:"Now you lissen to me and i'll only say it once. We are not sick men."

Highlander:

The Kurgan:"Tonight you sleep in Hell."

Connor MacLeod:"How do you fight such a savage?"
Juan Sanchez Villalobos Ramirez:"With heart, faith, steel. In the end there can be only one."

Out For Justice:

Richie Madano:"What are ya gonna do? You gonna shoot me? You gonna shoot me?! I'm outta bullets!!"

Det. Gino Felino:"Well that's a shame. 'Cos those bullets could've saved you a lotta pain."

Richie Madano:"I like pain."

Action Jackson:

Peter Dellaplane:"That just leaves Sydney. She will die of an overdose. But not until i f*** her one last time."

Shogun Assassin:

Itto Ogami:"They will pay....in rivers of blood."

Dying Master Of Death:"When cut across the neck, a sound like wailing winter winds is heard, they say. I'd always hoped to cut someone like that someday, to hear that sound. But to have it happen to my own neck is ridiculous."

Taken:

Bryan Mills:"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, i can tell you i don't have money. But what i do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills i have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you to deal with. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, i will not pursue you. But if you don't, i will look for you, i will find you and i will kill you."

[VicDakin]

Peter Dellaplane:"That just leaves Sydney. She will die of an overdose. But not until i f*** her one last time."

Something tells me he's not a feminist

[Splatterdragon73]

Cannibal Ferox:

Rudy:"Why'd you kill her you b******?!"
Mike Logan:"Get off my case motherf*****!"

The Last Dragon ('85):

Sho 'Nuff:"All right, Leroy! Who's the one 'n' only master?!"
'Bruce' Leroy Green:"I am."

Evil Dead II:

Deadite Linda:"Even now we have your darling Linda's soul. She suffers in torment!"
Ash:"You're goin' down!"

Rush Hour 2:

Detective James Carter:"How come you ain't got no black people performing in this casino? We ain't good enough for you?"
Pit Boss:"We got Lionel Ritchie here tonight!"
Detective James Carter:"Lionel Ritchie ain't been black since The Commodores!"

The Last Horror Film:

Vinny Durand:"Buncha decadent b*******. Who d'they think they're dealing with? I'm Vinny Durand, man. I'm Vinny Durand. Someday they'll be sorry, i don't need their stoopid party. They're gonna be sorry."

[VicDakin]

Eddie Quist: I'm gonna give you a piece of my mind. I trusted you, Karen.
[He proceeds to pull a piece of brain out of a bullet hole in his head]

[Splatterdragon73]

Evil Dead II:

Ash:"Groovy!"

Hard Target:

Emil Fouchon:"Don't make me look bad in front of my dogs."

Mad Max II:The Road Warrior:

Narrator:"At the roar of an engine he lost everything."
Narrator:"My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories."

Under Siege 2:Dark Territory:

Penn:"You know i've never been afraid of anybody. But that uncle of yours scares me....and i like it."

Zombie Holocaust:

Dr. Obero:"You will die only to live again in another body. Then you can tell me if my operation was a success. What it's like to pass from life to death and then death to life."

[Splatterdragon73]

Thor:

Thor:"I need a horse."
Pet Store Employee:"We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds."
Thor:"Then give me one of those large enough to ride."

Smokey And The Bandit 3:

Junior Justice:"Daddy i'm scared!"
Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I know i can smell it!"

Junior Justice:"Daddy, my face is all white!"
Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Well, put a 'lil lipstick on i'll drop ya off at a gay bar."

Cannibal Ferox:

Mike Logan:"Wanna know something? I had you nailed down the minute i saw you."
Pat:"Oh you did? What, that i'm a little whore?"
Mike Logan:"All the way. A hot-pussy little whore who arrived down here looking for freedom. A victim of Puritanical breeding, seeking release for strange new feelings."

[Ranarchy]

"It gets up and kills! The people he kills, get up and KILL!!!"


--Newscaster (Dawn of the Dead ORIG.)

[Splatterdragon73]

Judge Dredd:

Rico Dredd:"You want chaos? I'm the chaos. You want fear? I'm the fear. You want a new beginning? I'm the new beginning!"

Midnight Run:

Jimmy Serrano:"Don't say a word to me, Sidney. Don't say a f*****' word to me. I'll get up and i'll bury this telephone in your head."

The Adventures Of Ford Fairlaine:

Julian Grendel:"My mother used to say, "If you can't say something nice about someone, make sure they're outta the goddamn room!""

Just to divert for a mo here's some great dialogue from classic '70s TV series Kojak featured in the enjoyable episode 'Dead On His Feet':

Cancer-stricken cop Det. Ben Fiore turns up at the police precinct drunk and dressed like a pimp from any Blaxploitation film you could mention:

Kojak:"Fiore, what are you doing?"
Det. Ben Fiore:"You told me to change my image."
Kojak:"Oh yeah i forgot about that. So if i ask you to lose some weight whadda ya do, cut off your left arm? You're three hours late and you show up lookin' like Zsa Zsa Gabor's Christmas tree!"

[Pete]

Originally Posted by Splatterdragon73

Midnight Run:

Jimmy Serrano:"Don't say a word to me, Sidney. Don't say a f*****' word to me. I'll get up and i'll bury this telephone in your head."

MIDNIGHT RUN is brilliant, the amount of foul language is hysterical. Robert De Niro and Charles Grodin are superb together.

All the ****s: