Fav Movie Quotes

[Pete]

The Simpsons (from the episode The Springfield Connection)

Homer: ''When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie "Spaceballs." But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie "Police Academy."

[Splatterdragon73]

Any Which Way You Can:

Philo Beddoe:"A hand out is what you get from the Government, a hand up is what you get from a friend."

Cholla (The Black Widows biker gang leader):"Why me Lord? I mean, other men you make outta Clay, mine you make outta s***!"

[SharonLynette]

ah not witty just nice.

"The most beautiful journeys are taken through the window"
- King of Hearts (1966)

it might not sound like much there, but this is the last line in the film and I am bawling my eyes out by this point.

[VicDakin]

Originally Posted by SharonLynette

ah not witty just nice.

"The most beautiful journeys are taken through the window"
- King of Hearts (1966)

it might not sound like much there, but this is the last line in the film and I am bawling my eyes out by this point.

Don't worry will balance it out with smut crudity and err more smut

[SharonLynette]

Originally Posted by VicDakin

Don't worry will balance it out with smut crudity and err more smut

I'm counting on it!

[Stephen@Cult Labs]

The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane. So many great quotes.

Lt. Amos: Are you calling me an asshole, asshole?
Ford Fairlane: No, I'm calling you an anus, anus.

Ford Fairlane: Excuse me, did I hear the f-word out of you? You say "f**k" again and I'll bang you right to f**k. Now get the f**k out of here.

[to his erection]
Ford Fairlane: Come on, down boy. Down Stanley. Roseanne Barr naked. Gone.

Johnny Crunch: If there are any teenage virgins listening, show up at KDRT right now with a jar of petroleum jelly, and ask to speak to Johnny Crunch.

Ford Fairlane: You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life.

Colleen Sutton: Nothing disgusts me. At the age of eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony. Does that excite you?
Ford Fairlane: I don't know, I never met your father.

[VicDakin]

Colleen Sutton: Nothing disgusts me. At the age of eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony. Does that excite you?
Ford Fairlane: I don't know, I never met your father.

[Stephen@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by SharonLynette

ah not witty just nice.

"The most beautiful journeys are taken through the window"
- King of Hearts (1966)

it might not sound like much there, but this is the last line in the film and I am bawling my eyes out by this point.

And I'm the same with Stand By Me.

The Writer: [referring to Chris] Although I hadn't seen him in more than ten years, I know I'll miss him forever.

The Writer: [typing on computer] I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?

[VicDakin]

Will you people stop raising the tone of this thread,where's Pete when you need him

[VicDakin]

Malcolm Tucker: And I would rain down on you so hard, you would have to be reassembled by ****ing air crash investigators. [Phil tries to protest] DON'T ****ing interrupt me, son, ever. Now get this into the noggin, right. You breathe a word of this, to anyone, you mincing ****ing ****, and I will tear your ****ing skin off, I will wear it to your mother's birthday party, and rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling Bohemian ****ing Rhapsody, right?