Fav Movie Quotes

[Stephen@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by VicDakin

Will you people stop raising the tone of this thread,where's Pete when you need him

Hahaha, yeah, where is the prince of smut?

[VicDakin]

“ I have got some big tits for you. Tits. Tits. Tits bits. Tit bits! I don’t know what the fuss is about actually. They’re just pointed sacks of fat on a woman’s upper torso for goodness sakes. What’s the big deal people. I mean we’ve all got our favourite…gland. Mine happens to be the…mammary.”

[Vampix]

Return of the Jedi:

Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker: "Give yourself to the dark side.It is the only way you can save your friends.Yes, your thoughts betray you, your feelings for them are strong.Especially for... sister, so you have a twin sister.Your thoughts have now betrayed her too.Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me, now his failure is complete.If you will not turn to the dark side, then perhaps she will."

Luke Skywalker: "NOOOO!"

[VicDakin]

Originally Posted by Vampix

Return of the Jedi:

Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker: "Give yourself to the dark side.It is the only way you can save your friends.Yes, your thoughts betray you, your feelings for them are strong.Especially for... sister, so you have a twin sister.Your thoughts have now betrayed her too.Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me, now his failure is complete.If you will not turn to the dark side, then perhaps she will."

Luke Skywalker: "NOOOO!"

We could of been saved alot of pain and heart ache from Mr Lucas if Darth had twatted Skywalker and killed him there and then.

[Splatterdragon73]

Commando:

Shopping mall security guard (trying to impress a couple of female consumers while assuming apprehending military badass John Matrix is gonna be easy.):"Wanna see me kick some ass?"

Blazing Saddles:

Reverend Johnson:"Now i don't have to tell you folks, what has happened here in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded and cattle raped. Now the time has come to act and act fast. I'm leaving."

[VicDakin]

Frank: Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts.

[VicDakin]

"I love being single. I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader. Er, I mean, at the time, i was dating a lot."

[VicDakin]

Dr. Mainheimer: [starts reading] "His strong manly hands probed every crevice of her silken femininity, their undulating bodies writhing in sensual rhythm, as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding."

[VicDakin]

Frank Drebin: Well... We shot a lot of people together. It's been great. But today I retire, so if I do any shooting now, it'll have to be within the confines of my own home. Hopefully, an intruder and not an in-law, like at my bachelor party.

[Nordicdusk]

Watchmen
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Rorschach: I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says hes
depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in
a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great
clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick
you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am
Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum.
Curtains.