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[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Oddly i did a search after i posted Taken and still it said nothing.

Probably everyone and their cat has posted Taken before me.

[VicDakin]

Originally Posted by Demdike

Oddly i did a search after i posted Taken and still it said nothing.

Probably everyone and their cat has posted Taken before me.

I think your ok Dems I think your the first,oddly enough I watched this and the Grey the other day

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by VicDakin

I think your ok Dems I think your the first,oddly enough I watched this and the Grey the other day

Was The Grey any good?

I picked it up a couple of weeks ago.

[VicDakin]

Originally Posted by Demdike

Was The Grey any good?

I picked it up a couple of weeks ago.

I enjoyed it,Liam does his usual growling hard man routine,the films tone was alot more serious than i was expecting,more of a survival drama than all out action.

[Splatterdragon73]

Originally Posted by Demdike

Oddly i did a search after i posted Taken and still it said nothing.

Probably everyone and their cat has posted Taken before me.

I think i have if not on this thread then another.

[VicDakin]

Alan
Ah-haa. ah-haa. No please, please shh. Welcome to "Knowing Me, Knowing You". Knowing me, Alan Partridge, knowing you, the you, the audience, er, here in the studio, or you, the you, the listener at home, in the car, or somewhere else, but, with a radio. Those of you who know me from the world of sport will know that I like having a bit of a chat with brawny men on the rugby field and, er, having a bit of a chat with the soft fair waif-like moist creatures who you find in ladies' sports, er. Please, don't write in saying that's, saying that's sexist -- er, it's not. So, er, what better place, to er, continue that chat than here on a chat show, my show,my own show? My first guest: he's one of the world's great heavyweights, not in the boxing sense, he's 67, huh, but intellectually speaking. He's a novelist. His new novel, "The Soul Of Time", weighs in at nearly 8 pounds, 950,000 words of thick dense type, all telling the story about, well... let's get the potted version from the man of letters himself. Dip thy quill and clappeth loud for Britain's greatest living novelist Lawrence Camley.

Alan It's a big fish. Your net's full of holes.
Lawrence All nets are full of holes.

[VicDakin]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

RICKETY CRICKET
A day in the life-- well, the other morning, I wake up and I find a dog sniffin' at my wound. He's fully aroused - mind you - so I'm thinking "oh great, what does this jerk want?" Of course I know what he wants, he's looking at me right in the eyes, he does not have to say it - not that he could. [Starts sucking on a lemon] Urrggghhhh that is- that is tart! That is really tart. I mean does my scar look like a dog's vagina? You know, maybe, I don't know, I'm not going to sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog! I mean that's God's work. Well, not that I believe in God, I don't. Not since that chinaman stole my kidney.

[VicDakin]

BOB I think I'm going through what psychiatrists call an identity crisis.
THELMA Is that what Alan Pooley had?
BOB I think Alan just liked dressing up in women's clothes.

BOB
In the chocolate box of life the top layer's already gone. And someone's pinched the orange creme from the bottom.
TERRY COLLIER
Bloody hell.

[Splatterdragon73]

Drunken Master:

Freddy Wong:"I'm gonna kick your ass to Hell!"

Zombie Creeping Flesh:

Mike London:"You're beginnin' to bug me, kiddo. Just don't break my balls!"

Fight Club:

Tyler Durden:"Sooner or later the possessions you own end up owning you."

Tyler Durden:"It's only after we've lost everything are we ever free to do anything."

[Splatterdragon73]

Smokey And The Bandit III:

Sheriff Buford T. Justice (on his hapless son, Junior):"He's dumb. But a loveable s***."

Superman II:

General Zod:"Come, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!!"

Lex Luthor:"With all this accumulated knowledge when will these dummies learn how to use a door knob?"