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Hahaha, yeah, where is the prince of smut?
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Alan Partridge Mid Morning Matters “ I have got some big tits for you. Tits. Tits. Tits bits. Tit bits! I don’t know what the fuss is about actually. They’re just pointed sacks of fat on a woman’s upper torso for goodness sakes. What’s the big deal people. I mean we’ve all got our favourite…gland. Mine happens to be the…mammary.” |
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Return of the Jedi: Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker: "Give yourself to the dark side.It is the only way you can save your friends.Yes, your thoughts betray you, your feelings for them are strong.Especially for... sister, so you have a twin sister.Your thoughts have now betrayed her too.Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me, now his failure is complete.If you will not turn to the dark side, then perhaps she will." Luke Skywalker: "NOOOO!"
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Commando: Shopping mall security guard (trying to impress a couple of female consumers while assuming apprehending military badass John Matrix is gonna be easy.):"Wanna see me kick some ass?" Blazing Saddles: Reverend Johnson:"Now i don't have to tell you folks, what has happened here in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded and cattle raped. Now the time has come to act and act fast. I'm leaving."
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The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
Frank: Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts.
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The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear
Dr. Mainheimer: [starts reading] "His strong manly hands probed every crevice of her silken femininity, their undulating bodies writhing in sensual rhythm, as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding." |
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Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
Frank Drebin: Well... We shot a lot of people together. It's been great. But today I retire, so if I do any shooting now, it'll have to be within the confines of my own home. Hopefully, an intruder and not an in-law, like at my bachelor party. |
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Watchmen watchmen-rorschach.jpg Rorschach: I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says hes depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
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